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Schlampa

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1. Who do you know in Bat Country that is willing to vouch you into the corp?  Having a vouch does not guarantee entry, but without a vouch you will not be able to join us.  Why do you believe that Endie decided to poach you?

Tolstoy Pleres-Kai.  He’s a butt doctor, you can trust him.  Endie would love to poach me because unlike most Groons, my eyes are neither too far apart nor too close together.

2. Have you entered ALL of your APIs for ALL of your accounts, including any inactive accounts, spy accounts, highsec money-making accounts, test anchor accounts and the rest?

Yes.

3. Please list all your characters on all your accounts and provide links to skill sheets and killboards. State how long you've had ownership of said characters. If you have characters that you for some reason need to keep secret‚ PM the relevant info to your recruiter when asked to provide API.

 

Schlampa - main

https://zkillboard.com/character/863854064/

https://evething.org/character/Schlampa/

Kummerspeck - alt

https://zkillboard.com/character/94500332/

https://evething.org/character/Kummerspeck/

4. How old are you, and what timezone do you mainly play in?  What languages do you speak?

29. MST. English.

5. When you log into Eve Online, what do you enjoy doing?  What motivates you to log in more?  Describe your perfect evening in Eve.

There’s nothing more enjoyable than ruining someone else's Eve experience, usually in the form of relieving them of their big dumb pricey space ship followed by reminding them in local of what had just transpired. I will go into more detail with my answer to #10 below.

 

6. For how long would you say that you play Eve each week?

10-20hrs  Less so since Overwatch came out.

7. For how long have you played Eve Online, Iceland's premiere internet spaceship simulator?  Post a brief biography of your Eve Online career, being sure to tell us about the good times, the bad times, the indescribable highs and the horrifying lows.

Since November 2013. I reactivated a trial account from 2006 and created two new ones on day one.  I knew I was getting into a spreadsheet simulator and wanted to diversify my skill plan to get into more fun ships quicker.

Most of my experience is centered around Syndicate with Groon, OSS, and 404 alliance in small gang.  Been living in Nullsec since the first week of playing eve and learned the hard/fun/painful way how to Eve mostly in small fleets of less than 20.

I left Groon for Goonwaffe to check out sov space and ended ratting up a Nyx and Avatar that I later moved back to Syndicate so I’d actually be able to use them.  I did a few fleets while OSS was still in GSF in Space Violence.

I ended up selling my titan pilot and nyx to free up isk and a pilot do to other things once I realized goons were unwilling to actually use them in a fight they might lose.  It has been clear to me since the fall of Deklein that goons willingness to use supercapitals in battle has been ~~~~GREATLY DIMINISHED~~~.  If I’m allowed to  join I’ll probably end up getting another titan and/or vendetta.

I’ve spent some time in Hole Violence in their C4.  I learned a lot and wormholes are pretty fun but I volunteered to be a director which meant dealing with a dozen spreadsheets and hauling fuel most of the time.  I got pretty burnt out and left back to Groon and stopped playing for a bit.

I’ve mainly been doing blops lately from fade https://zkillboard.com/kill/56507388/ to deklein https://zkillboard.com/kill/56204986/

8. How do you make ISK?  If you need to buy a bunch of ships when you join PL, how will you afford that?

I’m set up nicely in a couple Level 5 constellations.  Isk is never an issue.

9. Why do you want to join Bat Country?  Why are you leaving your current home?

It would be nice to actually use the capital/supercapital skills I’ve spent years training.  It’s hard to find a corp/alliance with some actual balls to lay it all on the table and brawl.  Leaving Groon isn’t a big deal, since it’s more of a bittervet retirement club where we spend most of our time posting porn on the forums.

10. Post two kills that you are particularly proud of or happy with.  Explain why.

 

Funny enough the two best kills for me were on the same night.  I had noticed that a small alliance called 404 has been hitting pocos pretty regularly within jump range of me over the past few weeks.  I would fly down to their area daily and check for timers until I found one that came out in our prime.  I flew down one of my clean killboard cyno alts just after downtime and parked it 200km above the poco cloaked.  I posted a fleet for us to form some heavy armor and said I’d provide a bridge.  I expected them to bring at least one dread so I expected an easy kill.

Come fleet time we formed up on my titan and I tab over to me cyno and noticed an incursion had spawned during the day.  Dismayed, I asked for some cyno hunter volunteers.  We were all dressed up for the prom it would have been a shame to not at least get a little head.  We ended up catching a Cerberus in a bubble on a gate and said sure why not let’s kill it.

As our fleets loads grid here comes Proxay, tryhard ‘elite’ pvper from Rote Kapelle.  Screams cry out in teamspeak “TACKLE IT TACKLE IT GO GO GO”

https://zkillboard.com/kill/46678826/

What followed in local was some of the best tears I’ve seen.  Here are some excerpts:

Proxay > You dudes are off the bro list.

Proxay > Rote's word means more than isk or killmails

Proxay > I care because your shitty alliance is perpetuating no-skill drop and run pvp

There is even a legendary thread on the Rote forums:

http://i.imgur.com/4h22BUw.png  

Quite satisfied with myself and the performance of the fleet I tab over to my cyno alt and see that there was a moros sieged on the poco even in the middle of the incursion.  I yell to quickly burn back to the bridge.  I race a cyno interceptor to the incursion entrance and jump in the big guns.  I tell my sabres to get tackle as the rest of our fleet takes the gate and warps in.  

https://zkillboard.com/kill/46679623/

What followed was probably the best interaction I’ve seen from someone in local.  The moros belonged to Bubalubs, the leader of 404 Alliance Not Found and he and his other corpmates found the entire thing hilarious. They could not reinforce their moros since the incursion rats has them all tackled at the in gate. They acted like genuine good guys who actually ‘got’ Eve.  We later started doing joint fleets and I’m glad to call them friends. 404 are the best of Syndicate. The fact that they fared far better than Rote in the AT this year is just icing on the cake.

11. Post a favourite fit for a ship you like to fly.  Explain why, and briefly describe an occasion on which you used it.

This is a toss up between the Garmur and the Bifrost.  Preferably because they do best when flown in pairs:

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[Garmur, Fleet Work]

Micro Auxiliary Power Core I

Nanofiber Internal Structure II

Damage Control II

 

Caldari Navy Warp Scrambler

Republic Fleet Medium Shield Extender

Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor

Shadow Serpentis 5MN Microwarpdrive

 

Light Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Light Missile

Light Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Light Missile

Light Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Light Missile

 

Small Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer II

Small Ionic Field Projector II

Small Ionic Field Projector II

 

[Bifrost, OhGod]

Navy Micro Auxiliary Power Core

Overdrive Injector System II

Nanofiber Internal Structure II

 

Shadow Serpentis 5MN Microwarpdrive

Micro Jump Field Generator

Caldari Navy Medium Shield Extender

Caldari Navy Medium Shield Extender

Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor

 

Light Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Light Missile

Light Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Light Missile

Light Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Light Missile

Light Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Light Missile

Light Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Light Missile

Skirmish Warfare Link - Rapid Deployment II

 

Small Ancillary Current Router II

Small Polycarbon Engine Housing II

 

Garmur is 10k/s while the Bifrost is nearly 8k/s with mid-grade snakes and a skirmish link.  The Micro Jump Field generator is used more like a MDJ as being within scram range is death.  They are both flown the same way but the bifrost has to orbit much closer in order to hold tackle.  Knowing orbits, manual piloting and just flying well in general can be very rewarding in these ships.

12. You are part of an AHAC fleet which gets bombed mid-fight.  Your shields are removed and you take 5% armour damage.  You, along with half of the fleet, immediately panic and broadcast for repairs.  You are called out by a notorious troller of bad players on fleet comms and several others join in, suggesting that you should be kicked from the corp and that the corp should then be kicked for harbouring you.  How do you respond?  What do you do?

I respond by saying that PL needs to build a wall to keep all these terrible pubbies out.  When goons send their pilots, they’re not sending their best.  We need to make Nullsec great again.

13. Boredom, a pizza delivery, or a combination of the two force you to log off during a fleet in your railgun proteus.  Logging back in thirty minutes later to go home, however, you land on a gate to be greeted by a stiletto and gila and, jumping through, you see a small hostile gang that looks like this:

nbyBD.jpg

If you cannot see the image above, use this link.  What do you do?

I always carry a travel refit for my fleet T3s in case I have to go for whatever reason.  I wouldn’t care about this camp or any other.

However, if I were in anything other than I fleet proteus it would either be in something fast that can burn back to the gate and get away from their instant locking lokis and kitey bullshit or I would be in something with some buffer and a cyno so I can drop a carrier on them and get at least a loki for my trouble.

14. Can you fly a carrier?  Triage?  A dread?  If so, which siege mod?  Do you have a supercarrier or titan?

I can fly all carriers and T2 Triage with near perfect skills for Nyx and Hel on Kummerspeck.  T2 siege Naglfar on Schlampa.

15. Have you any FCing experience?  If so, describe it.

I’ve FCed Sleipnir fleets, cap fleets, blops, and small gang.  The crown jewel of my terribleness is probably this: https://zkillboard.com/related/30004047/201506270300/ The battle report is beyond repair as I remember we ended up being about even isk wise on cap losses.  I mobilized the laziest people in EVE (Groons) along with a small coalition of cool Syndicate fun havers (404 Alliance and OSS pre Suas’ return) and deployed close to Cloud Ring to help defend Fweddit from the garbage spilling over from Failheap that was LeoniaTavira and company. My intention during the week lead up to that fight was to get all of our capitals killed while hopefully destroying at least as many of theirs and I succeeded in that.  

Most of my FC experience is with a small group of trusted and competent people who don’t need to have their hand held.  Assign some duties to those who can be trusted like, scout, bait, fleet porn linker, etc while listening to tunes and just go out and have some fun.

16. Do you post on Reddit, Something Awful, Failheap Challenge, EN24, TMZ, Zulu or the like?  If so, link your account for each.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=107963

http://failheap-challenge.com/member.php?50883-Schlampa

I look at r/eve but don’t post.  I rarely engage with the furry wildlife at Failheap and lurk mostly on SA

17. You will be asked to join us on voice comms for a short interview, during which you will have to read the following text aloud:

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

While I can appreciate Hunter S. Thompson I don’t actually do drugs and rarely drink.  I’m a pretty boring individual.  If my state legalized weed though I will be all over that shit.

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+1 Schlampa is a great addition anywhere, had alot of fun with him in groon, hes active and does pvp 24/7

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1 hour ago, Tolstoy Pleres-Kai said:

Confirming vouch for Schlampa. He'll help make BAT great again.

is this the korean I requested?

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7 minutes ago, Andrew Jester said:

is this the korean I requested?

You didn't specify how Korean.

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11 minutes ago, Tolstoy Pleres-Kai said:

You didn't specify how Korean.

I just need them to live translate as I watch social eating streams

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24 minutes ago, Andrew Jester said:

I just need them to live translate as I watch social eating streams

You have a problem sir.

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Just now, Tolstoy Pleres-Kai said:

You have a problem sir.

You don't know my life

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Just now, Andrew Jester said:

You don't know my life

I can translate for you...

 

for a fee.

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28 minutes ago, Tolstoy Pleres-Kai said:

I can translate for you...

 

for a fee.

what about the pleasure of watching qts eat?

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7 hours ago, Marivauder said:

Say 아니요 to 한국어

"아니요 to 한국어"

yeah my accent needs work but that was pretty good wasn't it

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@Schlampa  please send me all your APIs for all your accounts, active or inactive, via forums PM on these forums.

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@Schlampa I sent you a PM with a couple more questions if you can get back to me regarding those.

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@Schlampa Please apply to Bat Country.  Delete all APIs not used for PL services: those should be used for no other web services.  Thank-you, also, for the view into the dark and twisted side of man's darker nature afforded by your alt names during the API checks.

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