Itachi Uchonela - Application

[Itachi Uchonela - Application]

Just now, Havoc Ambramotte said:

Hi it's hi, about time

 

my +1 will be contingent on how you answer this question.

 

Are traps gay?

traps are very gay

[Itachi Uchonela - Application]

Just now, Lex Arson said:

do you have pyfa installed

 

edit: FUCK beaten to it by panzer

[Itachi Uchonela - Application]

1.)Who is your main and how many skillpoints does he/she have? Link to a killboard as well.
    Itachi Uchon)ela - 51 mil sp

 

2.) List your ALL your alts and provide a one-liner for what they do.  HK's / spies send them via forum message to Koenig Yazria or Ivy Lash.

Itachi Uchonela  Main Character https://zkillboard.com/character/90659102/ 
 

 

3.) Whо is your vouch in glorious Adversity. space guild ?
    My vouch is Basker Melkan & Thomas Moljinr
Do you know anyone else in AVRSE or in other PL corps who can speak for you?
      Havoc Ambramotte, Drewex?, and idk Lex maybe?

 

4.) Tell us about your eve history. With details. Pictures are optional.
 I was active as a solo miner for a long time until I joined gal mil in 2011 where I learned how to be trash and use batphones to win that large plex fight. I took about a 3 year break until coming back in 2015 to fly with TBC 1.0. In TBC v.1 I learnt something about solo pvp and the mechanics in the game but i was still a trash tier. As TBC died the corp I was in joined MOA but I quickly left as I found it boring and was tired of getting smart bombed by DBRD's titan gang,  I joined scope works with anslo just as they joined tishu. In tishu i was a highly active pvper and blopers in the SMA campaign. I also learned that buying jf was like the easiest money I think I've ever made. But scope works died because Thomas the trash master was made ceo as anlso quit. So i told MrChuckNorris That i would join his corp as a director and help reform trash tier TBC v.2 and ive been here since trying not to kms.

 

5.) What is your current corp/alliance, and why are you leaving it?
My current corp is Mostly Sober and I am a director there and a Director in the alliance The Bastard Cartel.
I'm leaving because I can no longer stand making fun of people with such thin skin that they cry to alliance leaders when i tell them they are trash or that they shouldn't do stupid things. I'm also just no longer having any fun here what so ever.

 

6.) Why do you want to join Adversity.? 
I want to join Adversity because I got to know a lot of the people in Adversity when I was in Tishu and had a blast with you guys. 

 

7.) If you join, you are not allowed to be poor like Jousake. Can you afford our doctrines? How do you make your ISK?
I made most of my isk running freight with PushX and running alliance jf contracts w/e I was. I can afford most any doctrines and have the capacity to join back in to PushX to make money when I choose too.

 

8.) What sort of capital assets do you possess?
Currently I own an 3 carriers 2 dreads, a Fax, and a titan 

 

9.) Can you fly a FAX and T2 triage ON A ALT ? Do you have a dread ALT ?
Yes, I can currently fly a t2 dread and T2 fax on 2 of my alts

 

10.) Have you FC'd before? If yes, what kind of fleets?
 have fc'd small gang and middle sized fights before

 

11.) What area of Eve are you lacking ? What are you trying to do to improve that ?
I'm lacking in solo pvp because I just dont do it that often. Currently I'm trying to improve that by going out to solo in my gilas but Scalding Pass is deader than my sex life so I don’t usually find any gud fights

 

12.) We are doing a small gang nano roam, what ship would you bring? (your FOTM ship?) Explain why.
I would most likely bring a Gila or a Worm because I like sitting out of range and being a fag so I can watch anime on my other monitor with ease

 

13.) You are a young, starry-eyed pilot in Adversity. Coming home victorious from an epic battle against the turk forces, you dock your vessel and and the fleet stands down. Do you a.) repair/refuel/rearm your ship so it's ready to go next time, b.) post 'le dank memes' on reddit about the fight you just had, or 3.) immediately log off and play ARMA III until the next ping?
The options in this question go from A to B to 3 but I would honestly go with option A because reddit is gay and we have Kugu again and I'm too poor to own ARMA

 

14.) There is a nearly unbearable person in corp (we will call him Mack) that has his glimpses of genius. You jump through a gate with your multiple billion Cynabal that is a really bad gimmick. Awaiting you are a Ashimmu, Keres and 5 Svipuls. Mack is the only person that can save you. Do you sqeal for his help and bear the shame of having to listen to him rescueing you for months or do you take it like a man and get laughed at by the rest of the corp because you flew a true shitfit and died quietly?
I would probs just take the mack rescue because I was stupid enough to fit a cynabal with bling and think it would work.

 

15.) You are a stupid euro and ended up on a late move op with your alliance, in an Aeon, with only 2 other supers, 2 titans, and a small number of Archons with you. You jump the first gate and several dics appear bubbling you, soon a cyno goes up and lots of nasty looking Machariels and dreads come pouring through. You switch to your anti-tackle tab and notice there are only like 4 dics and 2 HICs on grid, but FC is screaming for supers not to aggress while the support fleet eats shit to the hostile Machariels, and hostile dreads pound through archon after Archon. The dumb euro FC then tells HIC-pointed caps to simply jump back through the gate, clearly showing his lack of knowledge about game mechanics. What do you do?
Get cyno, burn a command dessie cause those are useful for jumping bubbles, get a another cyno incase first one is shit, kill tackle, jump the supers out, jump archons

 

16.) Link 3 kills that are special to you. Explain us how you were the one setting them up and what borderline game mechanic was used to achieve the feat.

 

https://zkillboard.com/kill/60639881/

 

I like this killmail because i brought a skiff on a nano gang roam and got caught because i was slow and didn’t bother to bring a prop mod on my skiff. But them my fleet came back to save me and died while fraging the enemy gang and I lived because my 200k ehp skiff is strong and independent.

 

 

https://zkillboard.com/kill/58478143/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/58478131/

 

These are 1 guy that was dualboxing that I held on a gate in my succubus for 10 minutes and couldn’t track. He thought he could frag me and leave but then I ate a blue pill and tanked him for days

 

https://zkillboard.com/kill/50928005/

This lose mail is special to me because it taught me not to undock a carrier and have fun on the undock. While messing with other people and testing the tank of a battle ship with my lvl 5 mission  archon Lex warped in his titan and proceeded to dooms day me because he was "bored."

 

17.) Link a fleet doctrine that you have used or would want to use and explain why its a good one. Don't just pull one of our losses and claim it's a doctrine you used.
[Gila, Unnamed loadout]
Damage Control II
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Drone Damage Amplifier II

50MN Microwarpdrive II
Medium Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 800
Republic Fleet Large Shield Extender
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Republic Fleet Large Shield Extender
Warp Disruptor II

Rapid Light Missile Launcher II, Scourge Fury Light Missile
Rapid Light Missile Launcher II, Scourge Fury Light Missile
Rapid Light Missile Launcher II, Scourge Fury Light Missile
Rapid Light Missile Launcher II, Scourge Fury Light Missile
Drone Link Augmentor II

Large Core Defense Field Extender I
Large Core Defense Field Extender I
Large Core Defense Field Extender I

Valkyrie II x2
Infiltrator II x2
Hammerhead II x2
Hornet EC-300 x5
I enjoyed this fleet comp because Rapid Immersive Game Play missles are very easy to use for simpletons and the drones only requires nerds to hit f. Very easy for me to fc

 

18.) Post an image of your favorite cute girl. You will be judged heavily for this. Bonus points are awarded for originality; posting Taylor Swift, while cute, will not win you any points.

 

http://i.imgur.com/2nV99c7.png