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About LordMidget

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    Albion? Is that one of them fairy elf wizard games? If I was playing EvE I'd defend the krab lands, if I was doing something else, I'd continue doing something else... unless the pings reached the magic number 12, which means it's important.
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    Bling cynabals, no. My cynabals are poor fit.
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    Am a big fan of the Redeemer, don't have a fit handy as my last one died a while back... Been flying the Sin lately, because... I have one in my hangar. And no I don't play overwatch. [Sin, Sin] Damage Control II Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane Drone Damage Amplifier II Drone Damage Amplifier II Dark Blood Heavy Capacitor Booster 500MN Y-T8 Compact Microwarpdrive Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor Omnidirectional Tracking Link II Federation Navy Stasis Webifier Large Micro Jump Drive Large Solace Scoped Remote Armor Repairer Medium Energy Neutralizer II Medium Energy Neutralizer II Medium Energy Neutralizer II Dread Guristas Cloaking Device Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer Large Anti-Explosive Pump I Large Trimark Armor Pump II Valkyrie II x5 Hobgoblin II x10 Garde II x5 Hornet EC-300 x10 Ogre II x5 Navy Cap Booster 800 x12
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    That's taking a Hawaiian to a whole new level. Where's the ham???
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    Yes to pineapple. I don't understand peoples fascination with anime. The Rokh.
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    Thin crust, New York style please. I don't want to use a knife and fork to eat a slice of pizza.
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    Usually two, but can do three.
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    #13 - No I'm quite pleasant when I'm drunk, but that is very rare, more of a quality over quantity guy when it comes to alcohol. I'm not shy on coms. Yeah, I'll offer up a cyno/scout etc if I'm not already multiboxing. You don't find Bee Arthur sexy? Fine, am a fan of number 6 (Tricia Helfer) from Battlestar Galactica
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    For the music question, I'm a Foo Fighters fan. I don't watch them weird Japanese cartoons. Yes Itachi, you can be my friend... And I'd 1v1 the Drake at the sun
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    You'd need logistics (guards typically or FAX), with webs and tackle (used to be lokis and prots pre patch, may still work).
  11. 1.) Who is your main and how many skillpoints does he/she have? Link to a killboard as well. LordMidget - 117 mil SP - https://zkillboard.com/character/710863169/ Char - http://eveboard.com/pilot/LordMidget pass 1234 2.) List your ALL your alts and provide a one-liner for what they do. HK's / spies send them via forum message to Koenig Yazria or Ivy Lash. Tautra - Dread/Carrier/Triage Alt, JF/Hauler Pilot Kill - https://zkillboard.com/character/876988288/ Char - http://eveboard.com/pilot/Tautra pass 1234 Hot Suppah - Aeon Pilot Kill - https://zkillboard.com/character/95748197/ Char - http://eveboard.com/pilot/Hot_Suppah Sweet'nSour Chicken - Dread(Phoenix)/Carrier/Triage (shield only) Alt Kill - https://zkillboard.com/character/90078543/ Char - http://eveboard.com/pilot/Sweet'nSour_Chicken Adeel Ashiatsu - Ratting alt Sigh Nooooo - NPC JF alt, Cyno Alt Sigh Noooooo - Cyno Alt Kungpow Pork - Does nothing really T'Stala - Market stuffs 3.) Do you have anyone to vouch for you in glorious Adversity. space guild ? Warhead Tamarkus is my vouch. I've been playing spaceships and other games with Warhead since 2010/11 ish. 4.) Tell us about your eve history. With details. Pictures are optional. Been playing EvE since 2009. After the initial highsec mission and mining phase I moved into nullsec, Red Alliance and the reformed Tri being the more note worthy alliances. Participated in fleet fights mostly, with indy or ratting for isk. Only solo pvp I did early on was ganking haulers in highsec, which I still enjoy from time to time. After the Fountain war I decided to give nullsec a break and moved to low. Flew with Snuffed Out / Escalating Entropy and now Shadow Cartel. I seem to spend the majority of my time now doing blops or roaming in frigs, with the occasional fleet fight. 5.) What is your current corp/alliance, and why are you leaving it? Currently flying with Ice Fire Warriors / Shadow Cartel. IFW is a good group and I've made many friends here, but corp activity is very low and this seems like a good time to branch out and give nullsec another go. 6.) Why do you want to join Adversity.? Warhead says it's the bee's knees here, small gang, hot dropping and whatnot. I also enjoyed the Tenal shenanigans with you guys, dropping on Drone Walker rorqs and carriers. Plus next time I drop my super I'd rather you all be purple than flashy red (thank you nyx/vendetta tank). 7.) If you join, you are not allowed to be poor like Jousake. Can you afford our doctrines? How do you make your ISK? I'm not space rich, but I can swing it. I earned isk ratting in Tenal until you guys shit it up. Now i mostly do market pvp with some level 5s. 8.) What sort of capital assets do you possess? LordMidget - Rev / Archon Tautra - Thannies / JF Sweet - Minikowa Hot Suppah - Aeon 9.) Can you fly a FAX and T2 triage ON A ALT ? Do you have a dread ALT ? Dread alts yes. T2 Fax is LordMidget only atm, Tautra and Sweet can use T1 10.) Have you FC'd before? If yes, what kind of fleets? Small gang occasionally, with one or two T3 fleets in defense of my precious pocos. But I don't consider myself an FC and don't have a strong desire to do it. 11.) What area of Eve are you lacking ? What are you trying to do to improve that ? Not great at solo pvp, no plans to improve it, this is game is best played with others. 12.) We are doing a small gang nano roam, what ship would you bring? (your FOTM ship?) Explain why. Cynabal - Its a fun and fast ship for the price. [Cynabal, Cynabal] Damage Control II Gyrostabilizer II Gyrostabilizer II Nanofiber Internal Structure II Tracking Enhancer II Large Shield Extender II Large Shield Extender II Warp Disruptor II Stasis Webifier II 50MN Cold-Gas Enduring Microwarpdrive 425mm AutoCannon II 425mm AutoCannon II 425mm AutoCannon II 425mm AutoCannon II Medium Energy Neutralizer II Medium Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer II Medium Core Defense Field Extender II Medium Core Defense Field Extender II Warrior II x5 Hornet EC-300 x5 Republic Fleet EMP M x5000 Hail M x5000 Republic Fleet Fusion M x5000 Nanite Repair Paste x200 Barrage M x5000 13.) You are a young, starry-eyed pilot in Adversity. Coming home victorious from an epic battle against the turk forces, you dock your vessel and and the fleet stands down. Do you a.) repair/refuel/rearm your ship so it's ready to go next time, b.) post 'le dank memes' on reddit about the fight you just had, or 3.) immediately log off and play ARMA III until the next ping? I have not been and will not be a starry-eyed pilot. My post fleet victory routine usually involves alcohol, granted that's my post work routine as well. 14.) There is a nearly unbearable person in corp (we will call him Mack) that has his glimpses of genius. You jump through a gate with your multiple billion Cynabal that is a really bad gimmick. Awaiting you are a Ashimmu, Keres and 5 Svipuls. Mack is the only person that can save you. Do you sqeal for his help and bear the shame of having to listen to him rescuing you for months or do you take it like a man and get laughed at by the rest of the corp because you flew a true shitfit and died quietly? Mack is probably muted on my end so I die in a blaze of glory. 15.) You are a stupid euro and ended up on a late move op with your alliance, in an Aeon, with only 2 other supers, 2 titans, and a small number of Archons with you. You jump the first gate and several dics appear bubbling you, soon a cyno goes up and lots of nasty looking Machariels and dreads come pouring through. You switch to your anti-tackle tab and notice there are only like 4 dics and 2 HICs on grid, but FC is screaming for supers not to aggress while the support fleet eats shit to the hostile Machariels, and hostile dreads pound through archon after Archon. The dumb euro FC then tells HIC-pointed caps to simply jump back through the gate, clearly showing his lack of knowledge about game mechanics. What do you do? Align out and kill hics. Warp if/when free, bookmarking several safes along the way (hope no one is probing). 16.) Link 3 kills that are special to you. Explain us how you were the one setting them up and what borderline game mechanic was used to achieve the feat. https://zkillboard.com/kill/57934053/ - One of the rorqs we scouted in Tenal, good times. https://zkillboard.com/kill/38014387/ - Technically the sentries did the work, but still fun to kill someone in an indy. https://zkillboard.com/kill/19962899/ - That was a lot of isk back then, pre tornados and insurance still paid for ganks if you're wondering why on the ship choice 17.) Link a fleet doctrine that you have used or would want to use and explain why its a good one. Don't just pull one of our losses and claim it's a doctrine you used. Mach - https://zkillboard.com/kill/59739697/ I'll pull one of my losses then... They're damn good ships, autos or arties, versatile ship with 4 free mids. 18.) Post an image of your favorite cute girl. You will be judged heavily for this. Bonus points are awarded for originality; posting Taylor Swift, while cute, will not win you any points. Pick one... all sexy as hell