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  3. Posted

    6 hours ago, Tara Read said:

    This was a foolish attempt to fool Watto and PL. By trying to mind trick us into forgetting you spied against a fellow PL Corp proves you are not worthy of a T-14 Hyperdrive nor a spot in PL.

     

    Did you seriously believe you could simply meme your way beyond past greivences? I don't know what's worse the fact you spied or the fact you tried to Jedi Mind trick us as a one dimensional prequel Jedi.

     

    Couldn't you have at least tried a better one? Like Like Skywalker? The fact you picked a boring character that is defined by Watto proves you are unworthy. 

    expecting well defined characters from a series called "star wars" 

     

    :thinking:

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  4. Posted

    7 hours ago, Doomchinchilla said:

     You were kicked from CYNOU 

    pretty sure i left but okay, if you say so. (narrative)

     

    ive held loyalty to avrse and avrse always. i risked all i had built with pl as far as friends and contacts to protect the guys i loved (no homo) who are now coincidentally in this alliance now. I enjoyed my time in pl and would have stayed if my reasons for being there weren't what they were. 

     

    :thinking:

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  6. Posted

    47 minutes ago, Tara Read said:

    @Michael Oskold. 

     

    You hear the soft pattering of leathery wings behind you. The stench of Bantha and the hot baking twin suns of Tatooine glare upon you. You turn to see a blue bald headed bird like creature with tusks grinning at you as he holds a Phage Pin before you. "Ahhhhhh Hello hello! Ahhh! Welcome to Watto's shop! I see you seek something ahhhhhh? Well Watto here has anything you need!"

     

    The Toydarian grinned once more as he clasped his hands together searching you with gleaming greedy eyes. "I aahhhhh see you wish to enter into the Legion! Ahhhh. Hmmm. No no no Northern Republic Credits I need something more real! Ahhhhhh hmm what about a game of Chance ahhhh? Blue you get into the Boonta Eve Pod Race! Yes yes! And if you win you get this Phage and a new Newbian T-14 Hyperdrive! If red well ahhh eheheh. Watto hasn't had a good cleaning in a few weeks and sand gets everywhere. Ahhha hhhaahaaaa. So! Let's let fate decide ahhh?

     

    And no tricks! Jedi Mind tricks won't work on me boy and the last little slave I had I turned his Mother into a Tuskan Raider Canopy! Now ahhhh how bout it ehhh? Care to take a chance? Roll the dice ahhhhahhhh." 

     

    You sheepishly roll the dice praying as you can already taste the musky ripeness of the Toydarians nether regions. Praying for a miracle and asking yourself why you ever signed up for trying to enter the Boonta Eve Pod Race you roll the dice. Amazingly it lands on both colors. 

     

    Watto looks at you with stunning beedy eyes. A look of malice and lust as he noticed your lips were not sand cracked. Your supple frame would do he thought. Eyeing you he tossed the Phage Pin to you and smiled "Well!!! A double blinder! Ahhh who knew you could land on both colors aaaahhh. I have some good news and some bad news. The good news! You get this shiny pin and an entry to win that T-14 Hyperdrive! That is if you win the podrace.

     

    Ahhhh the bad news? You better hope you have saliva kid. Ahhhaaa ahaaaa don't disappoint Watto. Ahhaahaaahaaaaa."

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  23. Posted · Edited by Michael Oskold

    1.) Who is your main and how many skillpoints does he/she have? Link to a killboard as well.

    Michael Oskold / 63,000,000 sp /  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Michael_Oskold

    2.) List your ALL your alts and provide a one-liner for what they do.  HK's / spies send them via forum message to Koenig Yazria or Ivy Lash.

    Michael Jordan / meme toon holding for possible super/ tit one day  

    Lana-Banana / bomber cyno hunter/ https://zkillboard.com/character/94134777/ 

     

    Athena Oskold / cap alt, blops, prober / https://zkillboard.com/character/93479189/ http://eveboard.com/pilot/Athena_Oskold

    Hooker Arnerette  / Jita Toon / 

    Captain Bukkakai / Dodixie Toon / 

    3.) Whо is your vouch in glorious Adversity. space guild ? 

    Joe Custer - we met through a mutual friend in Luis Alejandro Flores almost 4 years ago. pvped a bit together in lowsec for a while. We've always hung out in chat channels shitting on stuff and bad posting.

    I imagine there are others that will post in favour for or against.

    4.) Tell us about your eve history. With details. Pictures are optional.

    Started in a highsec mining corp for a year or 2. got into pvp in lowsec and bounced around trying out different things. Started doing incursions around then to make isk. Landed in sniggwaffe for almost 2 years. learned a lot about pvp and fleets/strategy there. Made a bunch of friends and had a blast. Waffles was one of the best corps for content after the fountain war. Fought smelly caldari all day in lowsec and fed to snuff/ tishu. Tried wh for a bit inbetween my stints in waffles. 

     

    took a break for a lil bit. when i came back, luis convinced me to join avrse. this was 2 weeks before Are34 would go awol with muffy rox and tempest legion would implode. Adversity became huge after that. We worked wtih Overload Everything to fight the NOC, the shadow cartel, the santo. We memed and shitposted our hearts out. Joined NC for a bit after the split from OE. Even with the general alliance being garbage, we did our best and had fun with Travis and a few others. We turned the NCdot forums into a true meme jungle with so much sarcasm and trolling people literally walked away from their computers and did rl stuff. feelsgoodman. 

     

    After the delve campaign, avrse moved back to Blestouve and hoovered up some corps from the now defunct black legion. We went on a merry meme adventure, hunting cc caps, flying with snuff(goodcall donnie) and killing samthedogs alts. World War Bee was brewing and I moved to Collapsed Out to try out spying. I fed info to tishu about pls movements and was the shield that protected the goyims cap fleet from the dastardly doomchinchilla. Once tissue was set blue and the war ramped up, I went home. I fought in WWB with all of lowsec alongside my brothers in AVRSE.

     

    and then i took a break for rl work. :)

    5.) What is your current corp/alliance, and why are you leaving it?

    The Great and All-Powerful Burn Eden/ Northern Coalition 

     

    NC is unfortunately, exactly as I left it last. largely inept pilots who own big shiny toys and have the ticker to protect them most of the time. People look down on trolling or critics because they are old pilots and know everything. Safe spaces are a thing in NC still. There are a few decent pilots, and useful dudes but they are burnt out from hitting towers/haus with no fights.

     

    Burn Eden even with all of the friends in it, doesnt satisfy what I want from a corp in my tz. I am largely the only person on in UStz outside of weekends and redpens. 

    6.) Why do you want to join Adversity.? 

    To be with the family that i've played the game with and enjoyed for the last 3 years. To fly blaster nagas. To shitpost

    7.) If you join, you are not allowed to be poor like Jousake. Can you afford our doctrines? How do you make your ISK?
    - What if we tell you that just for jokes you are going to buy 5b(insert relevant large sum of ISK) in doctrines above the aleady considerable alliance stock ?

    I have about 16-17 bill between both accounts so isk shouldnt be an issue. I make a few bill a month and pay for my account subs with rl isk. 

    -(if the memes are worth it then yah sure)

    8.) What sort of capital assets do you possess?

    An ~ATLANTIC FLEET~ nidhoggur and an active triage apostle.

    9.) Can you fly a FAX and T2 triage ON A ALT ? Do you have a dread ALT ?

    Athena has T2 triage and T2 Siege 

    10.) Have you FC'd before? If yes, what kind of fleets?

    Mostly just ganks in wh and baiting with my carrier. Fc'd some small stuff (t1 cruisers frigs) in waffles

    11.) What area of Eve are you lacking ? What are you trying to do to improve that ?

    Dualboxing. Ive had a lot of issues/misshaps (decloaking bombers) and i want to get better at it. Ive been using my alt on a bifrost when I small gang/solo roam now. 

    12.) We are doing a small gang nano roam, what ship would you bring? (your FOTM ship?) Explain why.

     

    [Bifrost, links/tackle]

    Micro Auxiliary Power Core II
    Nanofiber Internal Structure II
    Nanofiber Internal Structure II

    10MN Y-S8 Compact Afterburner
    Medium Shield Extender II
    Warp Disruptor II
    Warp Scrambler II
    Micro Jump Field Generator

    Skirmish Command Burst II, Rapid Deployment Charge
    Skirmish Command Burst II, Interdiction Maneuvers Charge
    [Empty High slot]
    [Empty High slot]
    [Empty High slot]
    [Empty High slot]

    Small Command Processor I
    Small Core Defense Field Extender I

     

    ive been running this on my main/ alt recently . really good utility, gives links, and can hold on to plenty of things with a bit of decent piloting.


    13.) You are a young, starry-eyed pilot in Adversity. Coming home victorious from an epic battle against the turk forces, you dock your vessel and and the fleet stands down. Do you a.) repair/refuel/rearm your ship so it's ready to go next time, b.) post 'le dank memes' on reddit about the fight you just had, or 3.) immediately log off and play ARMA III until the next ping?

    a) then b)(cept kugu) then go probe holes/lose battlecruisers.

    14.) There is a nearly unbearable person in corp (we will call him Mack) that has his glimpses of genius. You jump through a gate with your multiple billion Cynabal that is a really bad gimmick. Awaiting you are a Ashimmu, Keres and 5 Svipuls. Mack is the only person that can save you. Do you sqeal for his help and bear the shame of having to listen to him rescueing you for months or do you take it like a man and get laughed at by the rest of the corp because you flew a true shitfit and died quietly?

    Death is a freedom all its own, so is avoiding being in mack's debt.

    15.) You are a stupid euro and ended up on a late move op with your alliance, in an Aeon, with only 2 other supers, 2 titans, and a small number of Archons with you. You jump the first gate and several dics appear bubbling you, soon a cyno goes up and lots of nasty looking Machariels and dreads come pouring through. You switch to your anti-tackle tab and notice there are only like 4 dics and 2 HICs on grid, but FC is screaming for supers not to aggress while the support fleet eats shit to the hostile Machariels, and hostile dreads pound through archon after Archon. The dumb euro FC then tells HIC-pointed caps to simply jump back through the gate, clearly showing his lack of knowledge about game mechanics. What do you do?

    Call him a dumb nword and start fragging hics solo while approaching the gate.

    16.) Link 3 kills that are special to you. Explain us how you were the one setting them up and what borderline game mechanic was used to achieve the feat.

     

    https://zkillboard.com/kill/61011957/ first time booshing a guy off his station to gang bang him. his friends didnt mention our gang next door. docked/undocked and sprung.

     

    https://zkillboard.com/kill/60018446/ this was a fun one. had to play gategames for a bit. couldnt sling shot him so i caught him on an ingate and dropped some ec-300s on him. got the tackle and proceeded to behead with 1000dps

     

    https://zkillboard.com/kill/59930992/ my alt saw this undock from the station and sit there probing our hole. so parked my eris 100 off and dropped a bubble. got the decloak and crushed him )))

     

    17.) Link a fleet doctrine that you have used or would want to use and explain why its a good one. Don't just pull one of our losses and claim it's a doctrine you used.

     

    [Oracle, armour]

    1600mm Rolled Tungsten Compact Plates
    Adaptive Nano Plating II
    Armor Explosive Hardener II
    Armor Kinetic Hardener II
    Armor Thermal Hardener II
    Heat Sink II

    50MN Cold-Gas Enduring Microwarpdrive
    Optical Compact Tracking Computer, Optimal Range Script
    Small Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 400

    Mega Pulse Laser II, Scorch L
    Mega Pulse Laser II, Scorch L
    Mega Pulse Laser II, Scorch L
    Mega Pulse Laser II, Scorch L
    Mega Pulse Laser II, Scorch L
    Mega Pulse Laser II, Scorch L
    Mega Pulse Laser II, Scorch L
    Mega Pulse Laser II, Scorch L

    Medium Trimark Armor Pump I
    Medium Trimark Armor Pump I
    Medium Trimark Armor Pump I

     

    with all the cerbs and random shield garbage around currently, id love to fly the oracle. also so we could call them bananacats


    18.) Post an image of your favorite cute girl. You will be judged heavily for this. Bonus points are awarded for originality; posting Taylor Swift, while cute, will not win you any points.

     

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    Yvonne Strahovski <3

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