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Pepizaur

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  1. THIS IS MY SHITPOAST, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

    MY SHITPOAST IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. 

    WITHOUT ME, MY SHITPOASTING IS USELESS, WITHOUT MY SHITPOASTING, I AM USELESS. I MUST POST MY SHITPOASTS TRUE. I MUST POST SHITTIER THAN MY ENEMY WHOS MEMES ARE DANKER THAN MINE. I MUST POST BEFORE HE CAN SHITPOAST BEFORE ME. I WILL...

    MY SHITPOASTING AND I KNOW THAT WHAT COUNTS IN FORUM WARS IS NOT THE MEMES WE POST, THE LOL's WE GET NOR THE FORMATTING WE USE. WE KNOW THAT IT IS THE TRUE SHITPOASTS THAT COUNT. WE WILL POST...

    MY SHITPOASTING IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE. THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A FELLOW MEME-STER. I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES, ITS STRENGTH, ITS PARTS, ITS EDGINESS, ITS DANKNESS AND ITS TRUE SHITTINESS. I WILL KEEP MY POAST SHITTY AND DANK, EVEN AS I AM VIRGINAL AND AUTISTIC. WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER. WE WILL...

    BEFORE ELLEN PAO, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY SHITPOASTS AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY FORUM KARMA. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF DANK MEMES. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY VIRGINITY. 

    SO BE IT, UNTIL MANY UPVOTES ARE MINE AND THERE ARE NO OTHER SHITPOASTERS BUT ME!