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1. Who do you know in Bat Country that is willing to vouch you into the corp?  Having a vouch does not guarantee entry, but without a vouch you will not be able to join us.  Why do you believe that Endie decided to poach you?

 

Tolstoy Pleres-Kai

 

2. Have you entered ALL of your APIs for ALL of your accounts, including any inactive accounts, spy accounts, highsec money-making accounts, test anchor accounts and the rest?

 

Yes

 

3. Please list all your characters on all your accounts and provide links to skill sheets and killboards. State how long you've had ownership of said characters. If you have characters that you for some reason need to keep secret‚ PM the relevant info to your recruiter when asked to provide API.

 

*snip*

 

4. How old are you, and what timezone do you mainly play in?  What languages do you speak?

 

25, EU, English

 

5. When you log into Eve Online, what do you enjoy doing?  What motivates you to log in more?  Describe your perfect evening in Eve.

 

I enjoy ganking, catching people unexpectedly and generally murdering folk in unconventional ways.

 

Perfect evening would be logging in and scanning down an overloaded JF to murder, then going on a fleet and ruining some more people’s day with other competent pilots.

 

Would be tempted to burn highsec with PL and possibly even running a horde murder evening every so often if I can convince enough people to run support characters.

 

6. For how long would you say that you play Eve each week?

 

Shift dependant, but likely 10-20+ hours a week.

 

7. For how long have you played Eve Online, Iceland's premiere internet spaceship simulator?  Post a brief biography of your Eve Online career, being sure to tell us about the good times, the bad times, the indescribable highs and the horrifying lows.

 

Started in 2007 as a horrible high sec dweller. Moved to null with some friends into what I now realise was a renter corp with no teeth and bounced around between playing and not sporadically.

 

2012 - Joined test through BHYIN when test and goons were friends, played a little then quit again. Came back and rejoined when TEST was at war with the CFC and stayed with BHYIN when they moved to FA. Realised FA was shit and bounced around between RL friends corp and some terrible FW corp.

 

2014 - Joined waffles until I went broke with no income, so I joined a WH corp, which ended when people stopped logging in to the point where I couldn’t even get enough interest to murder afktars that were so AFK I sat on grid with them cloaked without them so much as aligning out, so I took everything not nailed down and joined GSF.

 

2015 - Bounced around GSF until I found a home in HV. Shot many mans and found that infiltrating WH corps so that HV could ruin everything was great until citadels were introduced. Briefly joined the 12th Groon resurgence, then went back to GSF until deciding that delve is awful for pvp, so I joined Waffles again to shoot mans.

 

8. How do you make ISK?  If you need to buy a bunch of ships when you join PL, how will you afford that?

 

Ganking, SP farming

 

9. Why do you want to join Bat Country?  Why are you leaving your current home?

 

To fly with old friends again and to pop up out of nowhere to murder mans. Tyrion’s memes.

 

10. Post two kills that you are particularly proud of or happy with.  Explain why.

 

https://zkillboard.com/related/31002194/201601020600/

 

Destroyed a corps entire POS infrastructure after 2 days of getting the spy in and managing to get unanchoring roles. Got out with 20bil in loot iirc.

 

https://zkillboard.com/kill/49565423/

 

Managed to quad box 3 myrms and a proteus, while managing neuts and cap boosters on all.

 

11. Post a favourite fit for a ship you like to fly.  Explain why, and briefly describe an occasion on which you used it.

 

[Naga, Gankmans]

Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

 

Tracking Computer II, Optimal Range Script

Tracking Computer II, Optimal Range Script

Faint Scoped Warp Disruptor

F-90 Compact Sensor Booster, ECCM Script

Large F-S9 Regolith Compact Shield Extender

Large F-S9 Regolith Compact Shield Extender

 

Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Void L

Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Void L

Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Void L

Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Void L

Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Void L

Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Void L

Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Void L

Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Void L

 

Medium Low Friction Nozzle Joints I

Medium Low Friction Nozzle Joints I

Medium Hybrid Burst Aerator II

 

I have lost more of these to concord than I care to count. It’s better than a talos due to the extra range for only a very slight loss of dps as it allows you to have warp-ins that aren’t perfect due to the 12k optimal with void.

 

https://zkillboard.com/kill/61849652/ is a more recent use of it

 

12. You are part of an AHAC fleet which gets bombed mid-fight.  Your shields are removed and you take 5% armour damage.  You, along with half of the fleet, immediately panic and broadcast for repairs.  You are called out by a notorious troller of bad players on fleet comms and several others join in, suggesting that you should be kicked from the corp and that the corp should then

be kicked for harbouring you.  How do you respond?  What do you do?

 

Own the mistake and carry on, try not to be so shit in future.

 

13. Boredom, a pizza delivery, or a combination of the two force you to log off during a fleet in your railgun proteus.  Logging back in thirty minutes later to go home, however, you land on a gate to be greeted by a stiletto and gila and, jumping through, you see a small hostile gang that looks like this:

If you cannot see the image above, use this link.  What do you do?

 

Jump through and warp out as I *should’ve* changed to a cloak/nullifier fit before going to the gate

 

14. Can you fly a carrier?  Triage?  A dread?  If so, which siege mod?  Do you have a supercarrier or titan?

 

Main can fly gal/cal/amarr carriers with t2 triage and shitty dread skills only really for suitcase.

 

Grayson can fly a perfect nag - currently training into apostle and then t2 revelation.

 

Lavina is nearing nyx skills.

 

15. Have you any FCing experience?  If so, describe it.

 

The odd small gang where it's really a direction pointer rather than FC, WH thefts, and a few gank fleets.

 

16. Do you post on Reddit, Something Awful, Failheap Challenge, EN24, TMZ, Zulu or the like?  If so, link your account for each.

 

https://www.reddit.com/user/sunbeer

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=215395

 

17. You will be asked to join us on voice comms for a short interview, during which you will have to read the following text aloud:

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

 

Sure

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Confirming vouch for Sunber. He is Scottish and likes to eat fried poo on a stick (his words), which makes him a semi-viable recruit for this here corp.

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4 minutes ago, Sunber said:

 

 

1. Who do you know in Bat Country that is willing to vouch you into the corp?  Having a vouch does not guarantee entry, but without a vouch you will not be able to join us.  Why do you believe that Endie decided to poach you?

 

Tolstoy Pleres-Kai

 

No Weebs. Are you a weeb? Tolstory is a weeb.  We have a 2 weeb limit. Why should we kick bob so you can join? 

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Just now, knobber Jobbler said:

No Weebs. Are you a weeb? Tolstory is a weeb.  We have a 2 weeb limit. Why should we kick bob so you can join? 

Wow.

Normally I'd be offended at the accusation of being a weeb, but the thought of getting Bob kicked is juicy enough that I'll allow it at this time.

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Now now let's give him a chance to clear his name of the weeb thing.  That's a mighty big accusation to throw around.

 

Also he's Scottish so I don't care if he is a spy.= that's just how it goes.  You know it, I know it and the dreaded Black Hand knows it.

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2 minutes ago, knobber Jobbler said:

No Weebs. Are you a weeb? Tolstory is a weeb.  We have a 2 weeb limit. Why should we kick bob so you can join? 

I'm not, #team20

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You have anyone in hole violence you might have flown with heavily? 

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3 minutes ago, Kismeteer said:

You have anyone in hole violence you might have flown with heavily? 

Tolstoy, Schlampa and Helgrind wolf

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6 minutes ago, Kismeteer said:

You have anyone in hole violence you might have flown with heavily? 

There's literally no reason to interrogate him about this considering that there are three BAT members who were ACTUALLY IN HV with Sunber.

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Another northerner to add to the cluster, this shall further ensure the meets do not take place south of the wall.

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5 minutes ago, Tolstoy Pleres-Kai said:

There's literally no reason to interrogate him about this considering that there are three BAT members who were ACTUALLY IN HV with Sunber.

Okay, I have no further questions, no further comment.  I figured I'd ask him since I know a lot of the HV dudes beyond you guys.

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6 minutes ago, baltec1 said:

Another northerner to add to the cluster, this shall further ensure the meets do not take place south of the wall.

To be fair, at least it means we can spend money without getting at least a look

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18 minutes ago, Tolstoy Pleres-Kai said:

There's literally no reason to interrogate him about this considering that there are three BAT members who were ACTUALLY IN HV with Sunber.

so that means someone can't ask a question about it? 

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This is how the schism begins.  And to think I always thought it would be the Great Anime Divide.

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Anime is cartoons.

 

More important question:

As your fleet is running from a claw fleet, your mach is tackled just as they warp, leaving all by your lonesome against a claw with a warp disruptor.  What do you do, in what order, and why?

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Didn't think people would get that upset about who I flew with in HV outside of PL members, but the ones I can remember the names of (I'm god awful with names) are in no particular order:

 

Madcows, lucas, slayer, bigbud, kyle, blaaky, dod, phil, garnt, zeiks, mara, ben smash, arkady

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1 minute ago, Kismeteer said:

More important question:

As your fleet is running from a claw fleet, your mach is tackled just as they warp, leaving all by your lonesome against a claw with a warp disruptor.  What do you do, in what order, and why?

Inform the FC so that I might get some sort of help if I don't die first, while locking the claw and dropping warriors, depending on positioning aligning to the same place as the fleet warped or to a celestial away from the claw for transversal. Putting warriors/neuts/ACs on it and hoping it dies/caps out before someone can get secondary and warping off first chance so I can link up with the fleet again.

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8 minutes ago, Sunber said:

Didn't think people would get that upset about who I flew with in HV outside of PL members, but the ones I can remember the names of (I'm god awful with names) are in no particular order:

 

Madcows, lucas, slayer, bigbud, kyle, blaaky, dod, phil, garnt, zeiks, mara, ben smash, arkady

Ben smash is a good friend of mine. :v   And I know most of those others pretty well.

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25 minutes ago, Daktar Jaxs said:

so that means someone can't ask a question about it? 

My bad Kismeteer.

I love you long time. (Ask Bob, he knows what that means, since, you know, Asian)

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I'd say we take him, Mac said he was an alright dude, like some of his answers, I don't know if you'll be happy with our high sec presence, though.

 

If you go bad though, we are -1 anime master at least.  :v

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