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Hello, my name is Evan. 

Avery Lewis gave me an exemption to the closed recruitment.

Part 1.

1. Who is vouching you?

Mr Panzer

2. How old are you, where do you live and what timezone do you play in?

I'm 26 years old, living in Winnipeg, Canada. I play USTZ mostly, between 23:00 to 5:00 EVE time weekdays. All day (not AUTZ) during weekend, depending on what plan(s) I have, etc.

3. What corps/alliances have you been in before, why are you planing to leave and why do you want to join dyson?

I've been in Plundering Penguins Corp for 95% of my EVE career. First Corp I joined was founded by my co-worker who soon quit afterward. First Alliance Penguins joined during my tenure was Explict Advisory which didn't do much of anything. We left the alliance soon after. Currently, I've been with SLYCE alliance for more than couple years so far. It's hard for me to consider to leave, but I'm looking for greener pasture. I want more pvp action and whatnot.

I'm interested in Dys0n mainly because of Mr Panzer, I want to play with him and also the fact that PL has diversified pvp from what I have seen thank to following Mr Panzer and Bel Dian & Jousake (former alliance mate who left SLYCE and joined PL)

4. Give us a brief biography of your ΕVΕ career.

I started out miner with my IRL co-worker in insubordination Corp, then I wanted to do some combat instead of boring ass mining, so I trained into L4 mission runner. insubordination Corp died within month of me joining. I was chatting in Help channel often and my current CEO (Ackaroth) helped me out some and recruited me into his Plundering Penguins Corp. There were just four of us at the time. I've been with them since then. We have venture into several adventures in EVE, lived in Aridia lowsec island, moved into C2 wormhole for few months, moved back to k-space, dicking around in lowsec and npc null stain for small gang fun, I would say this was best time of my EVE career. Ackaroth appointed me as Director when we lived in the wormhole, teaching me the ways of managing shitty ass coded Corp roles. We expanded our Corp by recruiting close friends and people we know along the way in our adventures. Plundering Penguins is basically close knit Corp. Then we joined SLYCE in Wicked Creek until WWB, now we're living in Deklein. I've been participating in Alliance and Coalition fleets for roaming, response, CTA and Strat Ops.

5. A) What are the names of all your characters and how many SP does each one have? Link killboards and skillsheets for all your PvP characters. If you have bought any of your characters link the relevant sale thread.

Main account
-Evan Giants (Main) 72m SP 
https://zkillboard.com/character/93966955/
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Evan_Giants
-Monica yolo (Dodixie market alt/hauler)
-Adventure (name placeholder)

Alt account #1
-Misdirection (Amarrian, Logi 5, future T2 Triage Apostle alt) 31m SP 
https://zkillboard.com/character/95435764/
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Misdirection
-Past (VNI ratter alt) I don't really use her.
-Primal (Jita market alt/hauler)

Alt account #2
-Lightsong (Naglfar alt, dread 5, t2 siege, gunnery 5, almost perf skills) 41m SP 
https://zkillboard.com/character/95886846/
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Lightsong
-Predecessor (Confessor alt) for hisec ded/events sites
-Sneeze (16 minutes Catalyst alt for hisec gank)

           B) Can you fly a T2 Triage FAX and a Dread alt?

Misdirection will be able to sit in Apostle with T2 triage in 2.5 months or so. I have Lightsong as my Naglfar alt.

           C) Do you own a supercarrier or titan?

No

6. How do you make isk?

I dabble in all sort of isk making activities depending on my mood, ranging from exploring, ratting, ded sites, market trading, importing/exporting, and whatever else. I would say I rely mostly on markets/contracts and importing/exporting for my isk making. I dont really like grinding for isk. So, if I want to, I will buy PLEX for isk.

Part 2.

7. Do you have any experience FCING or anchoring ?

Not really, I led my corp fleet once for fun. I'm not fan of micromanaging stuff.

8. Link a fleet fit for the following ships; Stabber Fleet issue, Vexor, Talwar, Panther and Naglfar.

SFI and Vexor are something I wouldn't use in big fleet, so small gang fun fits it is. And how I'd fit them both are going to be similar. It's also fits that you can use for some solo pvp.

[Stabber Fleet Issue, Stabby Fleet fit]

Damage Control II
Medium Ancillary Armor Repairer, Nanite Repair Paste
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Medium Armor Repairer II
Gyrostabilizer II

10MN Afterburner II
Stasis Webifier II
Warp Scrambler II
Medium Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Navy Cap Booster 800

220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M

Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Medium Nanobot Accelerator I
Medium Anti-Explosive Pump I
Acolyte II x5

 

For Vexor,

[Vexor, Dead Vexy Fleet fit]

Damage Control II
Medium Armor Repairer II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Medium Ancillary Armor Repairer, Nanite Repair Paste
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II

50MN Microwarpdrive II
Stasis Webifier II
Warp Scrambler II
Medium Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Navy Cap Booster 800

Heavy Electron Blaster II, Federation Navy Antimatter Charge M
Heavy Electron Blaster II, Federation Navy Antimatter Charge M
Heavy Electron Blaster II, Federation Navy Antimatter Charge M
Heavy Electron Blaster II, Federation Navy Antimatter Charge M

Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Medium Nanobot Accelerator I
Acolyte II x1
Hammerhead II x2
Ogre II x2
Acolyte II x1
Acolyte II x1
Acolyte II x3
Hammerhead II x1


Talwar, I haven't flew it, but they look like fun to fly in big number, cheap and easy to use.

[Talwar, Talwar fit]

Ballistic Control System II
Ballistic Control System II
Nanofiber Internal Structure II

5MN Quad LiF Restrained Microwarpdrive
F-90 Compact Sensor Booster, Scan Resolution Script
F-90 Compact Sensor Booster, Targeting Range Script

TE-2100 Ample Light Missile Launcher, Caldari Navy Nova Light Missile
TE-2100 Ample Light Missile Launcher, Caldari Navy Nova Light Missile
TE-2100 Ample Light Missile Launcher, Caldari Navy Nova Light Missile
TE-2100 Ample Light Missile Launcher, Caldari Navy Nova Light Missile
TE-2100 Ample Light Missile Launcher, Caldari Navy Nova Light Missile
TE-2100 Ample Light Missile Launcher, Caldari Navy Nova Light Missile
TE-2100 Ample Light Missile Launcher, Caldari Navy Nova Light Missile

Small Hydraulic Bay Thrusters I
Small Hydraulic Bay Thrusters I
Small Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I

 

Panther, I'm going to be able to fly one soon :D
[Panther, Combat Panther]

Coreli A-Type Adaptive Nano Plating
Coreli A-Type Adaptive Nano Plating
Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates
Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates
Republic Fleet Gyrostabilizer
Republic Fleet Gyrostabilizer

500MN Quad LiF Restrained Microwarpdrive
Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
Large Micro Jump Drive
Warp Disruptor II
Medium Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 800

Dual 650mm Repeating Cannon II, Hail L
Dark Blood Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Dual 650mm Repeating Cannon II, Hail L
Dual 650mm Repeating Cannon II, Hail L
Caldari Navy Cloaking Device
Dual 650mm Repeating Cannon II, Hail L
Dark Blood Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Dual 650mm Repeating Cannon II, Hail L

Large Trimark Armor Pump II
Large Trimark Armor Pump II
Hornet EC-300 x5
Warrior II x5
Ogre II x5

 

This is fit I've been waiting to use for while now.

[Naglfar, The Returned Anti-Cap]

Capital Emergency Hull Energizer I
Power Diagnostic System II
Gyrostabilizer II
Gyrostabilizer II
Gyrostabilizer II
Tracking Enhancer II

Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Capital Azeotropic Restrained Shield Extender
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Capital Azeotropic Restrained Shield Extender
EM Ward Field II
True Sansha Heavy Capacitor Booster, Navy Cap Booster 3200

Hexa 2500mm Repeating Cannon II, Hail XL
Hexa 2500mm Repeating Cannon II, Hail XL
Siege Module II
Hexa 2500mm Repeating Cannon II, Hail XL
Capital Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer

Capital Core Defense Field Extender I
Capital Core Defense Field Extender I
Capital Core Defense Field Extender I

 

8. Link a solo pvp fit you like to use.

[Slasher, Egg Slasher]
Gyrostabilizer II
Micro Auxiliary Power Core II

5MN Y-T8 Compact Microwarpdrive
Fleeting Compact Stasis Webifier
Small Azeotropic Restrained Shield Extender
Warp Disruptor II

280mm Howitzer Artillery II,Republic Fleet Depleted Uranium S
280mm Howitzer Artillery II,Republic Fleet Depleted Uranium S
280mm Howitzer Artillery II,Republic Fleet Depleted Uranium S

Small Processor Overclocking Unit I
Small Projectile Locus Coordinator I
Small Projectile Locus Coordinator II

Winmatar, kitey bullshit, capless guns, high alpha, what's to not like?

9. What do you think of maltecs?

Using google to search for maltecs fits, I was unable to find out anything about it. I have no clue what it is.

Part 3.

10. Do you post on any public forums eg Reddit/FHC etc? If so link them

Just reddit

11. Do you have a working microphone?

No, I'm deaf

12. Link your favorite Emma Stone GIF

I'm going to have to go with this gPc3h.gif

 

13. Please identify these two PVPers (if you don't know just take your best guess

Chessur and Zarvox

Edited by Evan Giants

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1 hour ago, Jousake Hiroshi said:

This crust or deep dish pizza?

Deep dish pizza 

 

1 hour ago, Ordo GArr said:

do you TTS as well?

Sure. 

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11 minutes ago, Kilo181 said:

What's your favorite anime?

Independence Day was great. Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith were p good

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54 minutes ago, Kilo181 said:

What's your favorite anime?

Dragon Ball. Original one with kid goku. 

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Would you eat this for a million dollars or would you rather live without deep dish pizza for the rest of your life?

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3 hours ago, Gihon Maersk said:

what's your favorite song?

Probably this, I think there's song in it

 

2 hours ago, fin1712 said:

I like this guy

 

I like myself too

 

1 hour ago, Ivy Lash said:

+1 know this guy IRL

Hi, son

 

59 minutes ago, Otto Penken said:

Is american cheese an acceptable topping for a burger?

Eh, dunno. it depends on burger.

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1 minute ago, Jousake Hiroshi said:

Would you eat this for a million dollars or would you rather live without deep dish pizza for the rest of your life?

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I would eat this for million dollar

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Will you inject apostle if it will turn out 2.5months is not acceptable?

And why is there medium cap booster on this panther?

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Please provide, in 100 words or less, an erotic fan short featuring any character duo of your choice from any Disney or Pixar animation that explains why we should let you in.

 

For bonus points record yourself reading it, because then we'll also solve the double problem of your vouch not knowing if your mic is tras:thinking:

 

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11. Do you have a working microphone?

No, I'm deaf

 

i still expect that 'fic tho get cracking

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Hello

:thinking:How.................................................................... was your day? :thinking:

Also if you want you can take this quiz: http://www.humanmetrics.com/personality

It's like 60 questions, but I think it's worth it.

I think it's really interesting. If you want to anyway.

 

I'm ENFP

 

And you can see what that means over here: https://www.16personalities.com/personality-types

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7 hours ago, Anaksi Takumi said:

Will you inject apostle if it will turn out 2.5months is not acceptable?

And why is there medium cap booster on this panther?

If I have to. And cap booster is nice to have on blop, can't fit heavy cap booster due to fitting room. You shouldn't run everything on Panther anyways, so you shouldn't have cap issue if you can manage your cap well.

 

7 hours ago, Eva Vesto said:

Please provide, in 100 words or less, an erotic fan short featuring any character duo of your choice from any Disney or Pixar animation that explains why we should let you in.

 

For bonus points record yourself reading it, because then we'll also solve the double problem of your vouch not knowing if your mic is tras:thinking:

 

edit: 

 

i still expect that 'fic tho get cracking

I'll work on it. And I'll use Discord's TTS so y'all can listen to my sweet robotic voice.

 

2 hours ago, Kristin Sabrioski said:

Hello

:thinking:How.................................................................... was your day? :thinking:

Also if you want you can take this quiz: http://www.humanmetrics.com/personality

It's like 60 questions, but I think it's worth it.

I think it's really interesting. If you want to anyway.

 

I'm ENFP

 

And you can see what that means over here: https://www.16personalities.com/personality-types

I just woke up and I'm eating Cheerios rn. Was nice.

I took that quiz while ago, i'm INFJ "Advocate"  

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2 hours ago, Evan Giants said:

 And cap booster is nice to have on blop, can't fit heavy cap booster due to fitting room. You shouldn't run everything on Panther anyways, so you shouldn't have cap issue if you can manage your cap well.

Still not convinced. What if right after you danked some nooberdog, you get pings from our glorious leader Avery Feeding His Member's Sabers Lewis, that you need to be in staging right now with no excuses? How will you cup up to jump cap with just one 800 battery per reload cycle?

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1 hour ago, Anaksi Takumi said:

Still not convinced. What if right after you danked some nooberdog, you get pings from our glorious leader Avery Feeding His Member's Sabers Lewis, that you need to be in staging right now with no excuses? How will you cup up to jump cap with just one 800 battery per reload cycle?

That's easy. I'll just make new account and inject another panther pilot and undock,  jump to Avery before my main panther get its cap back up. 

 

panther pilot should be still able to get to 72% cap quickly with just a medium booster, at least before the orange timer is up. Overheating helps too

 

Either that or I'll undock my logi to help him out. 

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2 hours ago, Gihon Maersk said:

what fit would you choose to 1v1 a bling fit krab rattle?

[Dominix, Dominix fit]

Drone Damage Amplifier II
1600mm Steel Plates II
Damage Control II
Large Ancillary Armor Repairer, Nanite Repair Paste
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
1600mm Steel Plates II
Drone Damage Amplifier II

500MN Quad LiF Restrained Microwarpdrive
Stasis Webifier II
Heavy Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Navy Cap Booster 3200
Heavy Stasis Grappler II
Warp Scrambler II

Heavy Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer
Medium Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer
Heavy Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer
Drone Link Augmentor II
Medium Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer
Heavy Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer

Large Trimark Armor Pump I
Large Trimark Armor Pump I
Large Trimark Armor Pump I


Ogre II x5
Praetor II x5
Hammerhead II x5
Infiltrator II x5
Acolyte II x5

 

Dominix cuz I <3 Space Potato. In hislots, you'll want load of neuts power to shut down rattle's blingy tank, DLA's there for free heat sink I guess and range lol. Mids, you have scram to hold rattle down, web/grapple to slow rattle down I suppose, dont really need 2nd web/grappler but they're still nice to have. In lows, you get tanks and damage so you can chip off oncoming damage from rats and rattle itself.

Edited by Evan Giants
Realizes that I get more ehp from having DC2 over 2nd EANM. Also gallente's natural hull tank.

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So there's this girl I just met last month who I talk to on the regular right who seems pretty nice and all that noise, but apparently has been super forward with her advances recently and I'm not digging it at all.

How do I go about best telling her I'm not interested without ending up ruining things? TIA

 

You're in a roaming gang consisting of a Oynx, a couple of Gilas and a huggin that you yourself are piloting through Providence when all of a sudden as you land on your outgate, a jump freighter appears on grid 20km off as it starts to align out to a friendly fortizar. What do you do and explain?

 

Also confirming I know Evan from back in the days I flew with SLYCE, he's a chill dude and I like him. Best of luck with the application fam.

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31 minutes ago, Jousake Hiroshi said:

So there's this girl I just met last month who I talk to on the regular right who seems pretty nice and all that noise, but apparently has been super forward with her advances recently and I'm not digging it at all.

How do I go about best telling her I'm not interested without ending up ruining things? TIA

 

You're in a roaming gang consisting of a Oynx, a couple of Gilas and a huggin that you yourself are piloting through Providence when all of a sudden as you land on your outgate, a jump freighter appears on grid 20km off as it starts to align out to a friendly fortizar. What do you do and explain?

 

Also confirming I know Evan from back in the days I flew with SLYCE, he's a chill dude and I like him. Best of luck with the application fam.

1. There's several ways you could go about this. Are she involved in your circle of friends? If she isn't, tell her you're gay (tell her you're dating me if you want *wink*). If she's involved in your circle of friends, start doing stuff that you know she'll hate or send her picture of really small dick and claim it's your.

 

2. Tackle it with HIC first (so you dont web JF into warp >_>) , then web it down, and see what happen, it could be aligning to friendly fortizar to throw you off for all you know. Kill it unless JF's alt who's blue to you convo'd you and tell you to let him go.

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