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1. Whо do you know in ΕO? If you don't know anyone in ΕO‚ do you know anyone іn PL that can vouch for you? How do you know your vouchees?

I go pretty way back with Ron Mexico from BL/Origin days. Also maybe Jeff, Grath, Hatsumi, or Grog if any of them are still around.

This is Vonq btw, so there's that too.


2. How long have you been playing EVE Online?

 

Since like 09-ish?


3. What do you like to do in EVE Online?

Bops for sure, muninns, pvp in general

4. Give us a brief biography of your ΕVΕ career.

Started with FRICK back in 09, worked my way around. Was in the original NC during the big war with IT when we lost all our space. Flew with Goons, TEST, various other groups. Tbh I've forgotten most of it. Started flying with BL back in like 2011-ish and have been with them for the rest of my time in Eve, mostly. Did stuff with Waffles here and there.

I've been subbed on and off since about 2012, Just recently resubbed because of the $20 for three month offer they're doing right now, figured I'd see wus gud.


5. What are the names of all your characters and how many SP does each one have? Link killboards and skillsheets for all your PvP characters. If you have bought any of your characters link the relevant sale thread. 

Moonapoon 60m https://zkillboard.com/character/368224601/

Vonqueesha Shenaynay 10m

Tara Otomeya 5m

 

Also I've changed primary characters a number of times. I can take the time to dig up sale threads if I really need to but I want to make sure the answer isn't going to be "fuck off vonq" before I spend the time doing it

6. Post three kills that you are most pleased with‚ and tell us why you like them.

Tbh it's been so long, I don't remember anything in particular

https://zkillboard.com/kill/53203723/ We went through a wh and booshed this one, that was fun
https://zkillboard.com/kill/52893895/ I remember this was around the time when I had decided I wanted to get better at solo pvp, so I bought a ton of Fed Navy Comets and started hunting in FW space. Was pretty fun


7. Can you fly a carrier?

I have most of the skills to do the Caldari ones, just need to plug in the books.

Training into caps is my next priority


8. Do you own a supercapital?

nope

 

9. What do you think you are good at‚ and what would you like to improve at in ΕVΕ?

I'm pretty good at Blops. Also pretty good at not being bad during fleets. Didn't die too often in BL gangs.

I'm also really good at losing unnecessarily expensive ships in fantastically terrible ways. I'd like to do that less.

I'd like to get better at Blops and small gang pvp. Also, I'd really like to get better/more confident solo'ing. I'd also really like to learn cap fleets and stuff, never had much of a chance to use them for anything other than repping/shooting structures.

 

10. What is your main way of making ISK?

Being not broke irl

Would probably be down to do some c5 dread stuff once I have the dread skills
I used to really enjoy running Guristas plex's (like the maze) with a plex'ing tengu. Don't know if that's still a thing

11. Hоw did you hear about‚ and why do you want to join ΕO?

You guys have always seemed chill, plus you guys have Ron. The emphasis has always seemed to be on small gang stuffs, which seems like it would be a good fit. Also, Giacomo was saying you guys do a lot of Bops, so that would be pretty neat

12. On average‚ how many hours per week do you think you play?

Depends what's going on. Maybe 10-20 hours a week, depending how busy I get at work. Would likely be available in US tz if people are needed and pings go out


13. A) Give us fits for each of the following ships: Hyena‚ Panther‚ Vigilant‚ Εtana‚ and a fleet fіt logіstics ship

People fly Hyenas?

[Panther, New Setup 1]
Republic Fleet Gyrostabilizer
Republic Fleet Gyrostabilizer
Damage Control II
Coreli A-Type Adaptive Nano Plating
Coreli A-Type Adaptive Nano Plating
Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates

 

Gist X-Type 100MN Microwarpdrive
True Sansha Heavy Capacitor Booster, Navy Cap Booster 800
Large Micro Jump Drive
Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
True Sansha Warp Scrambler

 

Dual 650mm AutoCannon II, Barrage L
Dual 650mm AutoCannon II, Barrage L
Dual 650mm AutoCannon II, Barrage L
Dual 650mm AutoCannon II, Barrage L
Dual 650mm AutoCannon II, Barrage L
Caldari Navy Cloaking Device
Imperial Navy Large EMP Smartbomb
Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer

 

Large Trimark Armor Pump II
Large Trimark Armor Pump II

 

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[Vigilant, New Setup 1]

Damage Control II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Medium Ancillary Armor Repairer
Corpum C-Type Medium Armor Repairer
Energized Adaptive Nano Plating II
Nanofiber Internal Structure II

 

Caldari Navy Warp Disruptor
Medium Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 400
Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
50MN Y-T8 Compact Microwarpdrive

 

200mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M
200mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M
200mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M
200mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M
200mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M

 

Medium Anti-Explosive Pump II
Medium Auxillary Nano Pump II
Medium Auxillary Nano Pump II

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[Guardian, New Setup 1]

Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Corelum C-Type Energized EM Membrane
Corelum C-Type Energized Thermal Membrane
Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates

 

10MN Afterburner II
Sensor Booster II

 

Large Coaxial Compact Remote Armor Repairer
Large Coaxial Compact Remote Armor Repairer
Large Coaxial Compact Remote Armor Repairer
Medium Remote Armor Repairer II
Medium 'Regard' Remote Capacitor Transmitter
Medium 'Regard' Remote Capacitor Transmitter

 

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
Medium Trimark Armor Pump II


Warrior II x5


I don't know what an Etana is


13. B) If you were using a supercarrier to dunk on nerds which one would you use and how would you fit it.

v0v

14. You are in a PL armor HAC fleet and we are heavily engaged with some random scrublords. We get bombed and you receive roughly 30% armor damage. What do you do?

Follow primaries

15. You are in a LR zealot in a PL sniper HAC fleet‚ engaged with a large fleet of enemy Drakes and your overview suddenly goes all yellow boxy. What do you do?

Do people still even use Drakes?

Align out because lolflighttime

16. Yоu are roaming with an alliance member‚ both of уou in vagabonds‚ and spot a lone Drake on a gate in an emptу system. What do you do?

Leave it alone and try to find his friends nearby
17. You are solo roaming in a Vagabond and jump into a gate camp with some interceptors and Arazus. What do уou do?

Crash the gate and see if I can bait any aggro, jump through to try and split. Burn off gate and try to avoid scram range from the Razu's while popping whatever inty's I can.

18. How old are уou (real lіfe age)?

I turn 30 in a few months

19. In what country do you currently lіve?  Are you Danish and or Australian?

US and no


20. Do you have any pets?

A cat and a fish

21. What is yоur favorite Ke$ha song?

edit: much more about that tswift life

22. Do уou read 4-chan?

ugh no

23. Do уou have an SA account? If you do then lіnk іt you shiftless faggot.

I did, somewhere. Don't use it, don't go on the site anymore

24. Do you post on any public forums eg Reddit/FHC etc? If so link them

I do, but my username has my real name in it since I mostly post in the music production & audio engineering threads

Would prefer not to share

25. Do you have a working microphone?

Yes

 

26. Is your voice annoying?

I sound like a mix of Fergie and Jesus

Edited by Moonapoon
editing for tswift

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no t2 triage or t2 dread or carrier alt? how long would it take you to get these things?

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No, but I could be in them in >30 days

I would also be potentially down to just buy one

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1 minute ago, JEFFRAIDER said:

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Hey jeff long time no chat bro

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Do you think Ron would be proud after reading this 'app'?

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Sounds like your some old timer, which is cool I guess, although shouldn't mean jack in regards to joining alliance nowadays
Athough I'm pretty sure Most hordlings would have better skills and experiences fit for EO, and your KB is only 2 pages long

Would you inject a t2 triage alt, t2 dread alt seperate from your main and eachother?, and work towards getting some proper experience since the last time you did something looks to be an F1 back when elo decided to play last time, and quit when he did

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7 hours ago, Trottel Elf said:

Do you think Ron would be proud after reading this 'app'?

It would make me feel all tingly and validated inside if he did, so let's hope so

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7 hours ago, Star Desu said:

Sounds like your some old timer, which is cool I guess, although shouldn't mean jack in regards to joining alliance nowadays
Athough I'm pretty sure Most hordlings would have better skills and experiences fit for EO, and your KB is only 2 pages long

Would you inject a t2 triage alt, t2 dread alt seperate from your main and eachother?, and work towards getting some proper experience since the last time you did something looks to be an F1 back when elo decided to play last time, and quit when he did


I've been around for a while off and on, yeah, but you're right, that shouldn't matter much as so much has changed.
The kb is only two pages on because I've been more or less inactive with this as my primary. I can dig up kb's for past characters if you'd prefer.
Basically, I've just been playing forever and while I'm not up to date with the current meta, I know enough about Eve and pvp to get up to speed pretty quickly. 

Yeah, I would be willing to do that, absolutely. 

It's less that I quit when he did and more that I usually just default to going back to Origin when I resub, because Elo has usually come back by then too. 

I've been wanting to do something different the last few times I've resubbed, because as much as I enjoy playing spaceships with BL, people are rarely up for anything that's not an Elo fleet. That's why last time I bought a bunch of Fed Navy Comets and went hunting in FW to try and improve my solo skills. It's also a big draw for me to EO, because I'd really like to do more small gang and bops stuff, while also having the chance to do triage and dread stuff too.

I'm willing to put the time in to get up to speed

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Soooo. Unless you get one of your vouches to remember your voice & actually vouch for you, the answer is gonna be fuck off.

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26. Attach a recording of the text below:

Steven and I met in Mr. Rollins’ third grade class. I’d like to say we became friends immediately but‚ actually‚ I thought Steven was quite the teacher’s pet so I ignored him.
Of course‚ thаt studiousness and his ability to make friends with the “right” people is probably why Steven ended up as the owner of his own successful company. I came to appreciate Steven’s finer qualities and what I came to know eventually is that it was all real. Steven did not have an inauthentic bone in his body. Steven stood up for people. Something happened in the seventh grade that I will never forget and is a perfect example
We were at Old Man Jenkins' house having some pop and Steven looked deeply into my eyes and said he loved me. The next few years were wonderful‚ and Steven and I frolicked around town‚ having the gay sex whenever we wanted. It was a magical time‚ it wаs the best of times. Sadly‚ in 1972 Steven died in а car accident. I have never met anyone else like Steven throughout the course of my long-lived life. This is for you Steven‚ my love

 

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4 hours ago, Trottel Elf said:

Soooo. Unless you get one of your vouches to remember your voice & actually vouch for you, the answer is gonna be fuck off.

I talked to Ron yesterday, said he would

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Hi sorry I got distracted. Vonq is a good man and I talked to him via facespace. I did bring up it's bad with no t2 triage since I was the goebbles that pushed for it )) dunno what you fags even do anymore that requires triage doe maybe saving snigg rorqs so the alliance doesnt go broke refunding titan builds and slav clones 

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Also I brought up I dont really play anymore so if that was the reason he was joining it wouldn't be a good one. Said he was still dknterested which hurt my feelings

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1 hour ago, Ron Mexxico said:

Also I brought up I dont really play anymore so if that was the reason he was joining it wouldn't be a good one. Said he was still dknterested which hurt my feelings

The missus and I are moving to Vegas soon so we can just PvP irl if you're not too busy chasing mail order russian brides around casinos so don't get too sad m8

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Do I still need to do the recording even with Ron's vouch or

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So what's next? I did the vouch and the recording

Hit me with questions and stuff!

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Do u need help finding the door

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On 5/9/2018 at 3:39 PM, Laenatus said:

Do u need help finding the door

No, I mean I'm sure it's somewhere between "over there" and "fuck off"
 

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ok here are some questions

 

1) What do you bring to the table? No dread/fax alt, though you have already said you would inject them so I guess that's ok. And from what you have given us to look at, you have one character that has a killboard that to be honest is smaller than my blops bridge bitch alt and the rest are nonexistent. From what we can see there isn't really much that would add quality to the 'RAD. 

 

2) Why should we trust you? Yes, Ron's vouch gets you in the door but you still have to prove yourself to us. You have shown very little effort overall, since we had to dig to get some of the questions from you and even then you haven't answered some of them. IE - Etana fit, killboards and buy/sale threads from previous mains that you apparently switch between at random, super for dunking on nerds, etc

 

3) Link your spiciest non-eve related meme and i swear to BOB on high if it's an el'miner killmail I will shit my pants

 

4) Why did you decide to switch between mains? What's the benefit in that?

 

5) Look at @somnolence and @Laenatus's killboards and pick out a lossmail from each that they wish they could delete off zkillboard based on overall embarrassment

 

6) I don't know if you look at r/eve but some titty baby from Snigg got his feelings hurt and used his roles to trash the place and leave on his way out (like a titty baby would). What are your feelings on this? 

 

7)  Whats your favorite Led Zeppelin song

 

8. Lets say you are in a corp that you care a lot about and are very proud to be in, then someone applies with a seemingly low-effort app, especially when there is a public forum full of both successes and failures and it should be clear that if they want to get in they should put some fucking effort into their application. What would you ask that person?

 

9) Since you're apparently about to move to vegas would you let me crash on your couch when I go there to gamble away my life savings

 

10) Give a picture of your cat wearing a sign that says ISRAD on it

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