Authentic Love Bible Study for Phages: Shamis, Culture, and the Pursuit of Hazed

[Kat Ayclism 388]

We're on a mission from God. We're putting the hazed back together.

 

If you've been brought here, I'm sorry to tell you but you've been bamboozled. Had. Tricked. Gotten. Owned.

 

You now are honor-bound to perform one of two actions:

• Post the name of the person that hazed you and thank them.
• Post the name of the thread you were expecting to get to.

 

In the meantime, please enjoy this little diddy by someone also fooled multiple times

 

[John Selth 845]

I was hazed into thinking @Doomchinchilla finally came to his senses and was purging all ex vera, horde, waffles, and other dropout corps from Cynou. A boy can dream

Edited May 14, 2019 by John Selth

[Andrew Jester 2973]

ez 🎣from noobs

[Mikhail O'Gara 482]

nice ❤️

[Corrin Zahn 458]

@Sindri Oksaras thanks for the reminder about following cybersecurity practices even at home, punk.

[Pterry Dactyl Kasterborous 815]

!mute @Sindri Oksaras

[Ben Akali 36]

@Terephon TivianneTivianneTivianneTTivTivianneTivianneTivian idk what my phone is doing but ty for reminding to check the preview before I click on a link

[Vik Reddy 169]

@Terephon Tivianne thanks for nothing lol.

Was expecting this 18645-hellcats-making-a-comeback, was tempted to re-sub 

 

 

 

Hope you get super AIDS.

 

 

[Sleng Ten 13]

10/10 would be bamboozled again.

[Centhina 2]

Just got rolled by Shad0wsFury. ☠️

[Minton Benidal 199]

 @Sindri Oksaras I thought I could trust him 

[NewJackCity Stasarik 100]

I was supposed to see https://www.pandemic-legion.pl/forums/topic/18645-nogrl-history/ please someone give me the real history thread. NewJack has to know

[Vladimir's Revenge 701]

11 hours ago, NewJackCity Stasarik said:

I was supposed to see https://www.pandemic-legion.pl/forums/topic/18645-nogrl-history/ please someone give me the real history thread. NewJack has to know

Just like there are NOGRLs, there is no history

[0mni Ca 5]

Quote

Shad0wsFury:

https://is.gd/UlmxJq double check my work

double check my arse ...

[Dyzem 1]

Fucking Shadow right in his fucking holes

[Dave Aidrioni 1]

Seems my Haze cherry has been popped by @Shad0wsFury when I was fooled into thinking this was a policies and procedures guide for the corp.  May the Shenanigans Begin! 

[Arkhan Bheskagor 0]

Shad0wsFury sent me here to read up on “PHAT-policies-and-procedures-2019-edition”

 

thanks bud

[Tappits 268]

Fuck you Velo, this was not funny in 2013.

[Newtronamonics 500]

Thanks Mik

[Dr Haxxx 50]

Only one . @MissBolyai.. should totally do it again!

[Pterry Dactyl Kasterborous 815]

@Sindri Oksaras  much hate

[NewJackCity Stasarik 100]

@Sindri Oksaraseat shit bro, I was concerned as a bro and was looking for good deals ;(

[Gregorius Davaham 174]

Clicked expecting to see a goodbye thread from @Sindri Oksaras, almost crying some manly tears, instead I got hazed for the first time.

Get fucked.

[Lucius Annages 48]

@Shad0wsFury Absentmindedly clicking on the recruitment thread... or so I thought

[Tamoka Heartway 55]

@DJ Aldard you bitch. Don't know why I even clicked without access