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1. Do you know anyone in PL or Black Omega that can vouch for you? If yes, who.
A: While I do remember certain names and certain people from Black Omega, I'm uncertain if someone remembers me and would be willing to vouch. That being considered, I give a 'no' as an answer to this question.
2. If you don’t know anyone, how did you hear about Black Omega?
A: Flew with you guys during your time in Circle of Two.
3. Tell us about your time in Eve (alliances, corps etc).
A: I have a relatively short corp history. Started out in 2014 as a ninja looter/salvager in Minnie high-sec, befriended a bear and got into his corp. Once he went inactive I started looking elsewhere and found An My. Before I saw and got into any action, the corp was disbanded. Some folks went to nul-li-fy within Co2 and took me with them. That's pretty much where all my experience lies - Co2 and the war for Tribute. Was a hell of a fun.
4. Tell us a bit about yourself as a person.
A: I can be the sweetest and most caring person out there, or I can be a complete dick. Depends how you rub me. I'd say I'm open-minded and easy going, with a dark sense of humour and a liking for sarcasm, but if pushed, I can be a fucking nightmare to deal with.
5. What is your main TZ? What hours do you usually play in?
A: GMT+2. Hours can vary depending on my schedule and weather it's a gym evening or not. Roughly from 6PM GMT to 10PM GMT during weekdays and whatever I feel like/must during the weekends.
6. List all of your alts, how many SP (to the nearest million), what their role is and links to their killboard.
A: Only alt I have is one I had in training when I was still playing. Haulatron 9000. Was supposed to be a Logi/PI alt on the same account as Rofla. 7.5M SP.
7. Do you have any capitals? If so, what and which character.
8. If no, why not?
A: I'm a noob. This is as far as I've gotten.
9. Do you have any Supercapitals/Titans? If so, what and which character.
10. What type of gameplay do you enjoy the most?
A: Can not compute. On my free time, I like to explore and scan shit down. Apart from that, I like fleets, I like roams, I like to blow shit up and grief where possible. I like to make the game as un-fun as possible, for the receiving end.
11. Do you have any FC experience? If yes please elaborate
12. If no to the above, are you interested?
A: Unlikely. I'm a sarcastic piece of shit, with tolerance levels too low, to deal with the stupidity of other people.
13. How do you make ISK in game?
A: Scanning/hacking when possible.
14. If you were an inch inside your mum, and your dad an inch inside you… which way would you push to get out?
A: Onwards to victory.
But you reminded me of a joke...
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are sitting in a room.
W: Sherlock, what is a nuance?
SH: Watson, you really want to know? If so, take off your pants and bend over the table.
W: Sherlock, surely you're out of your mind?!
SH: Well, Watson, it was you who wanted to know...
[Some time passess]
W: Ah, fuck it, Holmes, I really do want to know what a nuance is.
[Watson takes of his pants and bends over the table]
[Holmes walks up and sticks his cock in Watson's ass]
W: (screaming in pain): What the actual fuck, Holmes?!
SH: Well, Watson. You did want to know, what a nuance is, did you not?
W: (gasping for air): Well, yes Holmes, I did.
SH: Well, you see, Watson... You have a dick in the ass. And I have a dick in the ass... but there is a nuance....
15. SCENARIO 1: You log in and not much is happening....what do you do?
A: Depends on the hour of the day. If everyone is asleep, I open up PornHub. If everyone is awake, I either do explo or log off.
16. SCENARIO 2: Someone calls you a faggit in comms....what do you do?
A: I'd ask them if that was a compliment and they are hitting on me and if I like them, I'd offer them some anal with sand as a lube, even though I'm straight as fuck... because as they say, an ass is an ass...