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RECRUITMENT OPEN Read this post CAREFULLY and IN FULL If you fall short on any of the requirements posted below don’t bother applying. If you would prefer to speak to one of us before applying, feel free to join the in game channel "Join Sniggwaffe". Also if you are a returning waffle that was nomad purged less than 6 months ago and did not join another corp, you can skip the application form and simply post a thread asking to return. Requirements You must: Have good activity both over the last 4 months (minimum 30 kills per month) and in total Be able to show you are at least semi-competent Be self-sufficient in your ISK making Not be a known mongo/spy/shit stirrer Be able to fly at least one ship from each of our doctrines Have more than one useful account, preferably with a cap capable character on the second Understand that being a Waffle means you give us total commitment (you apply on your main, not an alt) Be able to take shit. We give harsh, but constructive, criticism Be willing to switch your skillplan whenever we ask you to Understand the nomad lifestyle. We move a lot and never settle. Be prepared for that. Be a teamplayer (we are family) And finally, our mantra - Be active. Be on comms. Be a bro. If you think you fit the bill, make an account on these forums under your main character's name (this must be EXACT). Once you are done, create a new thread in this sub forum with the title as your character name and copy and paste the form below and respond to all questions. Application Form 1. List all of your characters, along with eveboard and zkillboard links for each one. Let us know if any of the characters are bought. 2. Why are you leaving your current corp? 3. Why do you want to join Waffles? 4. Do you know anyone in Waffles? 5. What do you enjoy most in EVE? 6. Give an overview your EVE history (what have you been doing/who did you fly with most). 7. What country are you from, what languages do you speak and how old are you? 8. In what time zone are you most active? 9. What makes you stand out from your average F1 monkey? 10. How do you make your ISK? 11. Can you fly any caps - if so, which ones? 12. Do you play any other games or have other hobbies? 13. Post fits for one of your favourite ships from each of these categories: Solo, Small gang, Large Fleet, Blops (You can enclose them in spoiler tags to save space).

I'll give Sym credit, to actually step outside the bounds of Provi, join Horde, and actually make some sort of attempt at progression and betterment is better than 95% of the Provi pilots I've killed over the years in Derelik. That being said there's a few issues I see. One linking an Eve Board with a full API for anyone to see is well not necessary and a security risk to yourself. These are public forums for a reason. Full API's are usually reserved for recruiters and released when you are told to. I can see you have around 8.4 billion in liquid isk, you've barely dabbled into training and to be frank it's going to be extremely difficult in my eyes to solidify a Foundation for forwarding your Eve career. Now I'm not saying it cannot be done. But you will need a clear and cut path going forward. Make no mistake this isn't Provi. This isn't Horde. This isn't any other type of group or organization you'll experience. The nomadic life is a difficult one for many and refreshing for most. Unless you can sell yourself lock stock and barrel to these guys you won't have a chance. PL, Waffles etc isn't just a place you can idle in for a few weeks, get bored and kinda just float around. We expect progression. We expect you to take initiative, and above all while learning and growing as an asset you mesh with the people here. If you are a mouthy self entitled little faggot you get cut and look like a moron for it. We don't tolerate mediocraty we cut it out like Cancer chuck it to the rest of the shit groups in New Eden. There's a reason why I forward all my friends and even enemies who want that "in" into PL to Waffles. If they are willing to put in the work they'll earn their place. If not they don't get a vouch and weren't worth a flying fuck to begin with. I will say IF you get into Waffles it'll be one of the best experiences you'll ever have in gaming. The knowledge and growth I've seen from these guys is simply amazing. So I'll ask you. Are you willing to put in the work? Are you willing to actually be an asset to us and grow as a player and put aside individuality for the betterment of the group and their aims? If not then I seriously suggest looking elsewhere. And that goes for any other future applicants.

This is none of your fucking business and not your concern. This is @Tainted Orphen Corp and he is listed as a vouch. Put your stupid infantile hatred of Shadow Cartel back in its box and stay the fuck out of other corps recruitment threads or I will drop kick your ass out the door so hard you'll think I've kicked your anus through your teeth.

I have plenty of bleach if you need to borrow any. Perhaps you could fill a swimming pool with it and then drown yourself in it? Since even Grath couldn't seem to ram this point deep enough down your throat: Get the fuck out of PL/Waffles recruitment forums.

Here's me posting the rule for you to stay the fuck out of this corps recruitment thread. @Xayder your app is weak as fuck. Take some time and rewrite it, format your characters in a way that doesn't give me fucking cancer, and explain whatever this dumb faggot above said about having purchased the character.

1. Understood. 2. Got it. 3. Ok 4. I need real flesh 5. The McMelch effect is named after a certain individual in EvE Online and it seems to described a certain situation which arises when a battle is supposed to happen but doesn't. Though this phenomenon is usually is described as "Blueballs", the McMelch effect is a variation of "Blueballs" when a person tries too hard to create a fight, and when it doesn't happen the fleet members completely loose all sense of normalcy and proceeds to try to exorcise the demons that are present in the enemy fleet that compelled them to run away and not fight. Though dubious in its effectiveness, the existence of the effect provides evidence that EvE players are utterly and completely insane individuals that no one should associate with. The existence of this phenomenon also proves that some individuals try too hard to make memes happen.

Hi, as someone who also came from providence, during a time when Waffles were again at war with the region, I can relate to you wanting to get out and you wanting to progress in your life, as well as with all the shitty things you noted about your region. I also appreciate the fact that you tried generating your own content, even going out and getting ships and trying to rally nerds. And I feel the frustration of people not joining. Having said that why didn't you open up your efforts to the entire region and you just poked corpmates? What prevented you from spamming your fleet advert in p-fleet pissing Tronny off? What prevented you from doing other things on top of that? I too joined Waffles from Provi and I too was pissed at all the shit you mentioned. However I somehow managed to eventually convince 30 nerds to come in my daily ceptor fleets, I scouted 4 regions' worth of JB and BLOPS/RORQUAL poses, I revived with Fardendur and Pug the Provi Cov Ops Channel, I co-organized many a bomb run with the Oscura Symmetria guys and translating FC orders from Italian on the go to other duders and I was a junior FC with all kinds of access. I had similar SP to you and I only had one account and one character. So how did I do all of the above, yet you failed to rally five nerds to ship into ships you already brought down? What went wrong there? If you had to guess, what would be your guess? Don't answer any of my questions in this text ... these are things for you to ponder on. If anyone actually considered you seriously at your current state they need to check their fucking brains for a tumor imho. You are willing to learn and grow and this is what eventually will land you in this corp and will turn you into the baller that I know you can grow to be. However that is not enough. Having you in shit tier Brutixes/Moroses is not useful to us. Having you unfamiliar with basic concepts such as tackling is also not useful and dangerous to the rest of us as well ( hero tackling is NOT tackling literally lol'ed when you listed that ) . Atm you don't bring anything of value to the table. - 1 for the time being Listen to what Tara and others proposed. I would go even further and suggest Pancakes over Horde. This for the simple reason that Pancakes are what Waffles used to be. They fly in lowsec, they do not rely on their big bros ( aka us ) to save the day or to provide resources, they live off of bones of T1 frigs and T1 cruisers. However, bones make for the best stock and an amazing stock is the base for a great recipe! The traits that you will be forced to develop as a low sec frigate/cruiser riding Space Somali Pirate are the traits we look for to be honest. Also I would urge you to finish off any core skills you haven't finished already and start training all races' cruiser sized ships and below as well as gun types ( specialization skills at IV, support gunnery skills at V, logistics V ). Start with frigate dps and fun frigate variants like logi or ewar or whatever. Work your way up. By the time you have all racial cruisers to V and at least logi V + a couple of races' guns, you'll have successfully ensured that you'll be useful in literally ANY of our subcap fleets in either tackle/dps/logi/recon. Plus you will have a great time flying around, losing, fragging and learning the game in the process. Finally, lackluster app, short responses, shitty formatting, no colors, no inspiring Taylor Swift quotes.. Little effort never hurt anyone

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Hi Symfynx, Going to go over a couple of things here, some have been alluded to and some have been outright said already but I'll repeat them anyways. I like where your head is at, you've been open to answering questions (regardless of the validity or intentions behind said questions) and seem to have a legitimate interest in joining our super elite space guild. I'm going to assume based on your ZKill pages that you just started playing the game a few months ago. That being said, we typically look for four months of high and consistent activity in new recruits, in addition to being able to fly in our doctrines. T3C's, Machs, and Cerbs are just a few of those. Your skill tree looks an awful lot like mine did when I first started playing, and I can sympathize with the desire to fly the Moros since it and the Erebus were my dream ships when I first started playing, even if the Moros is in the trash can . Having said that, if you really do want to join Waffles, I would suggest spending a few months in Horde or Pancakes and working on rounding out your skill trees. Generally speaking, the best advice for skilling up that anyone can give you or a newer player in general is to get all cruisers (and below) and medium weapons (and below) to 5, in addition to the basic skills required to fly them properly. Doing this opens up at least a single support role in every single doctrine we fly, which would make you much more valuable to us in addition to making the game more enjoyable for you, since you won't be pigeon holed into a single role for months on end. Additionally, I would suggest beginning training on at least one or two more characters, with one of those being on a third account (assuming the two you have listed here are on separate accounts already). You'll want to begin training a Dread (Revelation or Naglfar) or FAX pilot (Apostles), maybe a few cyno toons (easy enough to make and move around), or even a Carrier pilot (Thannys). I wouldn't suggest training your main into a dread, or even touching the jump skills on your main until you've rounded out your subcap skills. Anyways, feel free to hit me up if you have any questions, I'm generally open to answering them in a PM. Edit: And because I didn't outright say it up top, Pancakes will definitely provide a better environment for you to learn the basics and small gang stuff (which is the backbone of Waffles), where as Horde will provide you more access to large fleet content and nullsec stuffs. Just remember...gate guns are the #1 killer of Waffles.

http://eveboard.com/pilot/Shisui_Ormand https://zkillboard.com/character/94740918/ http://eve-search.com/search/author/Shisui+Ormand Looks like you were sent back to the Scope as of July 8th. Do us a favor and drink the Clorox under the sink you insufferable little faggot. Get out of these public recruitment forums. Also learn to hide shit better no one wants your gay little Hel in Maila and no one wants your goddamn opinion here. Fuck off.

I assert that you put less effort into this application than I put into a Friday night wank. Thoughts?

You haven't been purged from Horde yet? Ok, I'm gonna give a measured response: Hey you doggy knobber, douche cannon, retardo baggette QUIT shitting up our recruitment thread. Keep your shit posting to Horde k thx asshole

Beefah my Darling ..........sextape leak OMFG 1 year unsubscribed to Eve. needed for my recovery from cancer. Ready to Rejoin. Miss you SNIGG FAMILY!!!!

So you're telling me all the pvp you've been doing is gate camping with a super and pressing F1 whenever something comes through? Your lack of amount of kills in Horde, which has more than plenty of PvP opportunities, makes me doubt that you actually have the experience and activity for PL. Single digit kills for the past 3 months doesn't really show us that you will be an active asset for us in the future.

Well this isn't waffles and you're not a recruiter so take your egregious shit posting and kill yourself with it. It smacks of the same kind horrendous blend of elitist fuckheadery and autistic shouting that I would expect of Tara Read.

Because you put a decent amount of effort into responding to peoples questions I'll give you some feedback on skills. 1. Extract... Fighters 5 = 3m Light fighters 4 = 500k Heavy Fighters 4 = 500k Support Fighters 4 = 500k Freighter skills? Get rid of these...its very rare that you would want to be doing freighter stuff on your main. Carrier skills...extract for now...can re-train later. 2. Leave it alone JDC5 - Leave it in, same with JFC4 better than having to retrain this shit later when you want to BLOPs, and you already have Gallente BS 5 so may as well keep the requisite jump skills 3. Train Amarr Cruiser 5 Minmatar Cruiser 5 Minmatar BS 4 Comps to at least 4 (Both Shield and Armor..5 is...ideal...but you're missing lots of other shit too so) Medium Energy Turret 5 Large Projectile Turret 5 Nanite skills (repairing is important) Sensor comps to 4/5 Medium Drones 5 Heavy Drones (4 is acceptable with low SP tbh...just use faction heavies) Sentry Drones (4 as well...factions until you have non shit skills everywhere else and can deovte time to getting T2 sentries) Logistics Cruiser 5 Remote rep skills... Cyno to 4 (if you ever want to use a cyno ceptor getting LO down to 300 is important) That's just a quick overview after taking a fast look at your eveboard. On top of that, single account applicants won't survive here. You need to immediately begin training cap alts on separate accounts...FAX/Dread alts are all but required these days.

If you noticed (or didn't) none of the PL corps post their doctrines publicly either. An applicant is expected to have some drive. In this situation, it would be either taking a stroll through zkill and seeing what is most often flown, or by talking to a recruiter before applying. Secondly, the recruitment post does not say anything about "T1 cruisers and frigate skills required." In fact, neither cruiser, nor frigate are mentioned at all in the thread (which was last edited 10 days ago). Now if it is a cultural issue for you to, by your own admission, not meet about half the requirements to join, while still wanting to apply, then I don't know what to tell you. I'll give you a breakdown and highlight the reqs you don't meet: Have good activity both over the last 4 months (minimum 30 kills per month) and in total This one is obviously not met. 4 kills in the beginning of June, nothing prior (before getting "active"), nothing since. Be able to show you are at least semi-competent Not showing a blops or fleet fit when asked (or even taking the 5 minutes to go to zkill to find one that looks viable) isn't very competent. Be self-sufficient in your ISK making Making a couple billion from gambling back in the day is not being self-sufficient. Self-sufficient is being able to relatively easily fund doctrine ships and replace them before being SRP'd (if you get SRP). Waffle doctrines have moved well beyond what they were when I joined, where 2 billion would be enough to last you a year or more in ships. Not be a known mongo/spy/shit stirrer I didn't know you when you were in pancakes, so IDK Have at least 15mil SP (preferably much more) You barely meet this one. Be able to fly at least one ship from each of our doctrines We only have 1 doctrine where your loki skills would be close to useful where they are, and while we like interceptors, that is not a doctrine ship outside of the obvious interceptor gang. Understand that being a Waffle means you give us total commitment (you apply on your main, not an alt) Be able to take shit. We give harsh, but constructive, criticism Be willing to switch your skillplan whenever we ask you to Understand the nomad lifestyle. We move a lot and never settle. Be prepared for that. Be a teamplayer (we are family) Your comments about "Good riddance, Pancakes. Nobody flew any fleets worth joining." Makes this a fail. If you don't like the fleets others are putting out, try your own, don't just afk for a month and a half. And finally, our mantra - Be active. Be on comms. Be a bro. Same answer as the previous one. " I fly cruisers and below in small gangs and fleets and enjoy playing EVE" Do you, though? Do you really? From what I can tell you don't fly in small gangs or play eve, let alone enjoy it.

Hi, sorry to spam this thread (I have nothing to do with WAFFLES or its recruitment) but I have to ask - how did you make the rainbow colors on your text so perfect? Did you have to color each letter individually? Or is there some magical font color setting for rainbow that I'm missing?

The reason we are cutthroat is to vet those who only want to wear the -10 ticker and not do a fucking thing. We call these people leeches. They enter a fleet, sit there ignorant, or worse can't shut the fuck up while those around them are moving pieces on a Chess board and setting the game. Eve is not just about ships. Or resources. Or manpower. Or even assets. Eve is a coorelation of all these things and above all knowledge. Knowing an opponent, setting the board, predicting the movement of pieces, the inside and out of a battlefield or a campaign or dunk. THAT is Eve to me. Every action one does. Every action a player makes no matter how seemingly insignificant can spill out into full fledged chaos or triumph. It's all about timing. If you want my advice find something YOU specifically are good at. For some it's becoming an FC. Myself I become far too tunnel visioned to really be proficient at it so I love doing more background work aside from just nominal dps. This includes logistics such as moving cynos or eyes or background on targets etc all the while having multiple clients open filling various roles be it a Dread alt, a Fax, a Titan, a dps ship, a tackle ship or all of it at once. So this is specifically why people here are making such points Paramount to you to train alts and train them early. This is exactly why I said it takes a shit ton of resources and SP and accounts to really be able to sink your teeth into Eve at such a level. Now most players gawk at this or the responsibility or the effort. Others embrace it. This is what sets us apart from every other meme spouting pouting sour faced bitter bitches from all over the galaxy. Here you learn and work and put in effort. And I'll say this much. Such effort does NOT go unnoticed. You don't have to suck someone's dick to get a piece of recognition. More and more responsibility is placed upon you the more capable you prove yourself here. Out of all the groups I've flown with I can say with 100% assurance that your time and effort is not wasted like you'd think in other places. If you have the proper mindset and put in the effort you'll love it here.

Vouch.

Few questions for you. You are on a fleet with us in nullsec and accidentally bubble up at the wrong time, trapping our entire fleet. Some random dude in corp who you haven't yet talked to proceeds to speak up loudly on comms and recommend that you should consume a litre of industrial strength bleach. What do you do? What are you current short, medium and long term goals within EVE? Elaborate as much as possible please, including the research you've done on them, how you intend to fund them, skill plans you've produced, fits, etc. The longer your response to this question the better. You have a lot less experience, SP and characters than the vast majority of our members, so the aim of this question is to give you an opportunity to show that you will actually become a useful member of our team in the near future. Could you please post a fit for a Redeemer class Black Ops Battleship, and explain your fitting choices.

1.Who is vouching you? @Kilo181 @Veradys Caderu 2. How old are you, where do you live and what timezone do you play in? I'm 23 years old and live in germany. I mostly play Eutz (and occasionally Autz) during the week and into Ustz on weekends. 3. What Corps/alliances have you been in before, why are you planing to leave eand why do you want to join dyson? Started out in Horde then was part of Horde Vanguard eventually made my way to waffles. I left those corps on good terms and enjoyed my time there greatly. The reason for choosing dyson is that through talking to my vouches for a while i feel confident that dyson would be a very good fit, regarding both, the type of gameplay, aswell as the community aspect. 4. Give us a brief biography of your EVE career I first played around the height of WWB and straight up joined Horde where i learned the basics and eventually found myself with the isbad group. I liked the type of content very much and decided to deploy the vale of the silent with them. Back then i was pretty new to the game so my abilities to contribute were confined to handling the hangar and the handout ships/ hundreds of contracts and badly hunting in a manticore. I also tried my hand at Fcing first with Horde and eventually started to take out canes and caracals mostly for flashforms. I eventually was invited to be part of the inital team of Horde Vanguard. I got a broader scope into other game aspects like a wh eviction fc'ing on strat/entosis ops and general game mechanics and generally enjoyed my time there. Around the beginning we took the isbad beans down to a deployment in Delve/Querious which was probably the most fun with smallgang i had so far, however shortly after i got burned out hard by the type of content vanguard offered and the restriction on content i enjoyed most. I started looking for a place that offered a change of content/pace and the opportunity to improve, and found it with waffles where a lot of my friends were already waiting. In waffles i had the opportunity of learning a lot of new aspects of the game from the nomadic lifestyle to the much needed cap experience. I also finally had the opportunity of beeing deployed to a very target rich environment and used the chance to create content and i hope i convinced one or two waffles about jumpcats. 5. a) What are the names of all your characters and how many SP does each one have? Link killboards and skillsheets for all your PvP characters. If you have bought any of your characters link the relevant sale thread. Account 1: Main: Priamus Wyvern zkill Eveboard Pw:Hoover Also has Jita alt and some random Hangar Bitch/Contracting alt Account 2: T2 Triage/CC alt: Pria Furion zkill Eveboard Also has an altcorp dir and a hangar bitch/contracting alt Others: Account 3: Training a T2 Dread (Rev) also L5 Puller/Cyno (no relevant eveboard or kills) ~4m sp Account 4:Training a nyx also a L5 Puller/Cyno( no relevant eveboard or kills ) ~3m sp Account 5:Clean hunter (still training was intended to be a tengu) cov Cyno also a L5 Puller/Cyno (not gonna link a clean alts board here) ~3-4m sp some random alphas 5. b) Can you fly a t2 triage fax and a dread alt Yes to the fax (currently apostle crostraining to a lif soon) The dread alt is in training (Rev) 5. c) Do you own a supercarrier or titan Im actively working towards one but its more of a early next year project mostly because of the pilot 6. How do you make isk? I got a l5 setup and also the Fax can be a rorqual again if needed. Usually i just live off a stash of isk for months. Absolutely no problem with buying and replacing stuff as needed or injecting into stuff 7. Do you have any experience FCing or anchoring? Yes, mostly on small roam or Hotdrop (jumpcats) scale. I also have done some few stratops . (Full disclosure here: the needed coordination between multiple comms is a bit too distracting so my performance suffers, i'd prefer not to unless unavoidable or i have some time to prep myself). I did some other tasks like Entosis coordination, bomber fleets, logi/dps anchor and timing alpha for arty fleets before as well. Link a fleet fit for the following ships: Stabber Fleet Issue, Vexor, Talwar, Panther and naglfar Link a solo pvp fit you like to use What do you think of maltecs? who? Do you post on any public forums? not really my last reddit post was 2 months ago. I go by Priamus. Do you have a working microphone? Yes Link your favourite Emma Stone GIF

I'm not a waffle but one thing you may want to consider - you do lose a lot of flexibility by not having another account for your dread/fax alt and you don't actually save anything. A MCTC costs 485 plex, a sub costs 500 plex so its only 15 plex a month difference however if you plan to switch the character to another account later that will cost 1000 plex. This means unless you are planning on spending 5 1/2 years training your super pilot up before using him in combat you will actually do better keeping your dread/fax on another count from the start. In terms of flexibility you (for example) gain 3 or 4 cynos that let you move your super/dread fax more easily, you then have a fax available if you are ratting in the super etc. etc.

https://zkillboard.com/character/1992305492/losses/ No logistics losses. https://zkillboard.com/character/950872749/losses/ One Exec, One guardian https://zkillboard.com/character/1889714690/losses/ No logistic losses. I'm gonna call bullshit on this one. In your entire Eve career you have killed less ships than I did in half this month. You lost a grand total of 64 ships. You're obviously lying if you say you have any form of experience with PVP in Eve online. Next let's talk about your skills: You have no Triage >alt<. The only char you have that can sit in an apostle is your main and that one got meh skills for it on top of it. You are aware that Amarr Carrier III is not enough to be taken as a serious triage pilot, right? You can't fly T3s on any of your chars, leading me to believe you have never sat in one. Again, I find no hard evidence of this on your KB's. You say you played for 10+ years, play 20-25 hours a week and barely have any losses/kills. Snworddly is a pvp-corp and PL is a pvp-alliance. If what you're saying is true in terms of playing, pvp can be at most a minor afterthought for you, not your main focus in EVE online. PL is not the alliance for that and snworddly for sure isn't the corp for that. Besides all that I have some questions: 1) Give me fits for : A solo boat. A small gang boat. A Mainline fleet ship that isn't a T3. A Logistics cruiser. A Mainline fleet ship that is a T3. A combat fit carrier. A DST and a BR. 2) Do you plan on injecting an Apostle alt? 3) Do you plan on injecting your main into T3s?

Who is your vouch: Phynix Shakari Chickenz Straubz Taint PART 1: WHO ARE YOU? General time zone USTZ / AUTZ. Primarily from 0100-1000 Age 20 yo Your hours in game per week Typically 10-15 hrs a week Primary language English / Wannabe Australian What are your views on honor, loyalty, meta-gaming and spying in EVE I'm loyal to those that have my back, and respect my friends greatly. Meta-gaming wise, I've met many of my EVE friends IRL. Its incredible to see those I talk to for months on a daily basis in person. Spying wise it's not my cup of tea. I understand those who do it, but I don't have the time or energy to manipulate people, in or out of my alliance. Non-Eve things we should know about you? I'm a big science nerd with a supple ass. I love traveling, especially to meet my EVE friends, both inside and outside the USA. Met Phynix IRL in Melbourne on one of my visits to meet some corp mates. Describe your favorite playstyle I'm a lot more laid back as the years of playing EVE have rolled on by but I still enjoy being competitive and I'm always shooting to be better. I've been attempting to diversify my skillset in eve, whether its for income such as reaction farms instead of Level V's or being more fleet support focused like Logi/EWAR/Webs rather than just DPS. Recently my favourite focus point as far as play styles are concerned has got to be hunting/baiting for blops/caps. Even simple kills can be pretty rewarding and fun. PART 2: EVE REQUIREMENTS List all of your combat characters who plan to apply to corp, including their Eveboard (passworded if you want), zKillboard and role - Azis Troyanov (Primary Sub Pilot, all-round toon) Zkill: https://zkillboard.com/character/93209727/ Eveboard: http://eveboard.com/pilot/Azis_Troyanov Azis: Super Pilot Zkill: https://zkillboard.com/character/95280662/ Eveboard: http://eveboard.com/pilot/Azis Do you have any super capitals Yup, my big red aeon with 150 killmarks. How do you make your ISK? Many thousands of Level V's and for a while managed a reaction farm. Favorite and least favorite ship? Currently my favourite ship has got to be a solo shield Sin as it allows me to solo/smallgang blops very effectively. Least favourite ship is the Cerberus. It might be a decent fleet ship, but I personally don't enjoy flying them and I feel its the worst ship out of the HACs. FC / scout / other unique role you’d bring to corp I have some FC experience in addition to hunters, eyes, cynos, and alt caps/super. Who are you and what’s your history in Eve? I am Azis. People know me as the #1 shitler of their hearts, especially back in Escalating Entropy. I started life out in Brave, moved to DT, then to Shadow with my corp VOID, a brief stint in OSS, and then CHAOS where I almost all the cool bros I have now, including VERA, and back to Shadow after CHAOS failscaded. Now, after a personal incident in Shadow, I have left for the good of my corp and am looking for a new home with my old buddies from CHAOS. Crowning / defining moments? Any amusing events or kills? - One of my favourite moments was walking into a bunch of VERA/3MIN guys on comms who were trying to hunt a Level 5 Mission carrier for hours to no avail. I asked them to light a cyno and dropped my super in, instapopping the archon. Kill: https://zkillboard.com/kill/57218778/ Link a fit for the following: The favorite ship you mentioned Not super blingy. If you want better mods then just upgrade them. Otherwise the platform is the same. Amazing neut capability, 2x overheatable tank mods, MWD for handy bumps and move around very quickly, scram to take over once the hunter has caught the target. Lows are cheap but add tons of DPS and application. Only big downside to the fit is the lock time, but a competent hunter ship should easily hold the target long enough for the blops to start landing blows. Solo ship This is gonna be your basic, uber tanked brawly Hawk. Will get demolished by a kitey ship as its slow as hell and range is shit but you can face tank plenty of brawly frigs. Fun to embarrass cruisers when you tank them. Fleet subcap fit Blingy fleet prot for lowsec. 250K+ tank, and great point range. Dread or carrier (don’t just copy/paste generic fit like a slacko) This is a 'speedyquick' throw away nidhoggur I built for fun. It has great DPS and damage application, with some basic buffer, a capital MWD for max bumps and 1km/s+ troll speed, and hyperspatials to aide in gating around. Slap on a capital DCU and it could make some fun bait. SCENARIOS: You are informally FCing a small nano gang of a few cruisers, a couple t3ds and assorted tackle. One of your inties catches and tackles a Hyperion sitting 30km off a gate in Kedama. Try and provide an answer for each of the scenarios below. Before you can say anything, the rest of your fleet warps to the scout to help kill the Hyperion. How do you plan on killing him? The hyp is a very strong ship especially with the implementation of Asklepions. A small nano gang will probably not do very much to a tanked out hyp. If I had a nano curse with us I'd try to neut him down that way, but at very least urge my fleetmates to not get within scram range and try to whittle him down from longpoint range. To counter the possible MJD I'd hope I have a competent inty/garmur pilot with faction longpoint to hold him through the jump, or attempt a drive-by scram during the cycle. The Hyperion sits there for 3 minutes easily tanking your fleet. However he’s now moved to about 100km off the gate chasing you(?) who does that :narrative: - Pretty obviously bait at that point, but depending on how well we're able to keep him held, I could ask for more people to join the fleet/blops/etc. If that's not a possibility then I'd just hold him until he runs out of boosters and lights a cyno, dies, or gets fed up with our game. The Hyperion lights a cyno – describe what happens and what you do The hyp lights the cyno, and we're out of range of any friendly caps/blops. If everyone was paying attention and outside of scram range, we should easily be able to disengage, but that's a last resort and boring option. If I had an MJDessie with me and blops dropped in, I'd pull an Exodus and start jumping dweebs in an attempt to pick some off. You’re flying a capital of your choice in a POS ref fleet. You have to this point been totally unopposed, but your fleet is deep in enemy territory and the FC calls to immediately inject to jump cap. You run out of boosters before hitting jump cap. I'll usually try to borrow boosters from a nearby cap's fleet hangar and keep injecting. If no one around me has boosters, I'll attempt to deaggress and refit to cap, while aligning out in case I need to warp to a random moon/safe should shit go down before I'm at cap, and jump on landing. The tower is dead, and again you’ve forgotten to cap up. A Malediction warps in on the fleet and lights a cyno. The FC knows everyone should be out of siege and capped up at which point he asks everyone to jump out. You didn't and are pointed. At this point, with everyone gone and accumulated their fatigue there's not much to do. I'd align off, and nuke the malediction with fighters, and as soon as point drops leave. Of course, if a bunch of shit drops on me and I'm gigapointed by a billion nerds then it's a good thing caps are cheap. Learn and try not to fuck up next time, no one wants that fatigue anyway. You and a buddy are in Nyxes. You decide to hotdrop an AFK Vexor by taking a regional gate and jumping to your hunter’s cyno. You get tackled by 3 HICs and a Falcon after noscoping the vexor. The Falcon opens a covert cyno at zero, and 16 Blops jump in. Your hunter is dead rip. How do you plan to survive? Don’t say “light cyno and pray Doomchinchilla and Mr Rive will save you.” 16 blops will get absolutely hazed by two damage fit nyxes with anti-sub loadout (light fighters & LRBs) . I'd align out to a random moon, start injecting to counter neuts and cap up. Then start hazing the subs, with hics first, then blops. Additionally, while the EWAR jamming 'superweapons' are kinda shit, if they're fit then I'd have them used after the hics die to try to minimize the number of blops points, as the sensor strength of blops is equal to or less than their T1 variants. The hics and blops drop point on you, but keep the other Nyx tackled. Depending on who the other person was, and who dropped on us, I'd do the same as above. If I knew we were going to get dumpstered regardless, then sucks to be you! You both manage to warp off to a safe pos however it is only a small, but bubbled by a single hic and is being reinforced by subcapitals (Trigun setup the pos so it has no stront). In this situation: There is no warping out, jumping or safe logging with that hic right next to us. There's two options: 1. If I knew we were the only two people to get us out of the situation, with just our two nyxes, I'd cap up, then burn both of us out of the bubble, kill the hic (no reps from logi during bubble up) , and attempt to jump immediately after. 2. If either of our toons had rights to the pos, I'd position each nyx right next to the stick on opposite sides, revoke corp/alliance access, and change password to pull a Rooks and Kings starburst and jump out after leaving the hic's bubble field. This would send either nyx in an opposite direction, maximizing our chances of survival. FINAL QUESTIONS: Why are you applying to Pure Avarice? - VERA has many people who I consider great friends, including some of my ex-corp mates. I've spent many nights hanging out with the guys in VERA, talking shit, going on fleets and getting dank frags. So, it makes sense that VERA would be my top pick in a new corp. Why should we accept you? I believe I'd fit in well in the corp, both practically from a game play perspective as well as socially since I've already spent so much time with VERA both in and out of EVE, casually and competitively. Also, here's Azis' Alternative App What is your favourite beverage, and why is it Milo? - Milo is my new favourite chocco milk drink, thanks to my tip jar drinking friend Chickenz and the rest of VERA who pressured me into it. Once I was hooked it became to much. Next thing I knew I was always on the Milos, at school, out in public on the bus, and even while having sex. It took a 6 month stint in rehab to get off it. Gotta be real careful around that stuff. Other corps ask you to submit a picture of a hot sheila, talk about Taylor Swift or make a craft project. We’re more interested in your ability to tell yarns. What’s your best story after a hard night of milo. - I was with me tip jar drinking mate chickenz, the bloody bogan, on New Years EVE and we were hitting the Milos pretty hard. Chickenz went overboard, as he usually does, and he played us the song of his people. Definitely a night to remember. Here's a video I took New Years Milo Celebration ft. Chickenz

Pubg is new requirment for this space guild

Rejected from ISRAD and now off to try another corp. :100:

Why did you make a new forum account to apply instead of using your old account that you used to try and apply to ISRAD last year?

So I'm trying to wrap my head around exactly why you want to join? Besides the obvious answers you gave which is to fly with good dudes like Shakari. I'll warn you PL isn't like your typical shit sucking low sec group. We don't hide in Keepstars, we expect you to have at least a decent knowledge of ever changing mechanics, we expect you to be able to show us how to use all facets of that garbage Aeon you brag about having 150 killmarks with like it's some crowning achievement coming from an Alliance that were terrified to use Supers in the three + years I flew with them. Also if you come Into the Pamfam fold your so called VOID bros will shit on you, the low sec dweebs will be envious of you, and you'll be branded a traitor just as easily as if you joined Snuffbox so prepare for the attitude change. Besides wanting the -10 ticker how exactly loyal do you plan to be? You speak of wanting to join PA but yet speak nothing to the loyalties of the Legion itself. PL isn't just a collection of corps, the vested interests of the Alliance comes first and foremost. All I've ever heard from VOID members is constant shit talking on PL. So... I seriously doubt any sincere warm feelings towards us except for you badly wanting to be within the safety of our fold with none of the particulars. It's the same with all the other people from low sec who have convo'd me begging for a vouch. Except unlike others I tell them I'll vouch them into Waffles to prove their actually committed. They don't like that so they fuck off to whatever group they come from and that's that. The one's worth their salt actually go through Waffles and come out better players than they were. FYI your killboard is what I'd expect from SC. Your Aeon has nothing but pos kills on it with the occasional dread, it looks like all you've done on your main is kill a Poco and do some little roam stuff around OMS and Lis so why should we be impressed? Cause you have an Aeon and can shoot POS mods? You gotta walk before you can run. You have no dedicated dread alt, or fax pilot you've listed, you have one combat capable main and a toon that can fly an Aeon. If you make so much money off of level 5 missions why haven't you invested in more pilots? The average Waffles recruit is more useful than you. Typical low sec blowhard with as much usefulness as tits on a bull. Has no dedicated Fax alt or dread, minimal effort on an application to PL. You may have vouches into PA from former friends but you are going to have a crash course and a rude awakening once you realize what it takes to be in PL and actually be useful. EDITED FOR A +1 AZIS WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO THE LEGION AND THE AEON IS AN AWESOME SHIP. WELCOME.

Jesus fuck third time I am unlocking this thread. Whoever is locking it pls stop so the nerds can finally understand that their opinion doesn't count.

Hi. You don't seem to be able to fly any of our main ships (Machs/AHACs/Cerbs/not even logi cruisers). What makes you stand out that much that we'd overlook all of that? You were in Horde for a total of 2 days. What were you able to discover so fast that made you realise you didn't want to stay there?

" joined horde after being directed there by one of Waffles members as I came to them interested in joining Waffles " 4. Do you know anyone in Waffles? I do not. ------ Which Waffle did you speak/chat with that directed you to Horde? Also, when was this?

Who is your vouch: John A-Clark (https://zkillboard.com/kill/51021238/) Orion Kerensky PART 1: WHO ARE YOU? General time zone Generally late EU to late US Age 20 Your hours in game per week 30 minimum Primary language English What are your views on honor, loyalty, meta-gaming and spying in EVE All of the above are super important in EVE - even spying. Spying and metagaming gives a player the ability to be one step ahead of their opponent and whilst spying may be a dishonourable thing to most, those that play EVE however know that it is a common and vital aspect of the game. Non-Eve things we should know about you? I am an alcoholic student ridden with insomnia and I work in a bar. Describe your favorite playstyle Personally I am a content creator, or at least I like to think I am. This content usually comes in the form of combat dropping - blopsing ratters/miners and attempted super-hunting. In the past I solo-PvPed a lot but currently prefer concentrating my EVE time on hunting. ! PART 2: EVE REQUIREMENTS List all of your combat characters who plan to apply to corp, including their Eveboard (passworded if you want), zKillboard and role RaNaRoS http://eveboard.com/pilot/RaNaRoS (Mainline DPS, blops, logi, naglfar pilot) https://zkillboard.com/character/1015425769/ Pumpenshop24 http://eveboard.com/pilot/Pumpenshop24 (Hunter, scout, logi, mainline DPS) https://zkillboard.com/character/94806650/ Damnful http://eveboard.com/pilot/Damnful (Naglfar and Ragnarok pilot) https://zkillboard.com/character/96205364/ Badas ss http://eveboard.com/pilot/Badas_ss (Apostle, Aeon and Archon pilot) https://zkillboard.com/character/95949094/ Do you have any super capitals? No, but I have near perfect apostle/aeon and naglfar/ragnarok (lol) characters How do you make your ISK? Mainly from looting ships that I have dropped on or hunted, I have also made a little money from importing to Impass whilst in CO2 and belt-ratting in Venal before that. I pay for my account subs with RL money. Favorite and least favorite ship? Favourite: Sabre Least favourite: Orthrus FC / scout / other unique role you’d bring to corp Blops FC Hunter Scout Who are you and what’s your history in Eve? I have been playing EVE since the middle of 2015. I began as a nooby miner and used to multibox hulks and an orca but eventually realised there was more fun to be had, sold or biomassed all my characters (https://zkillboard.com/character/95850633/, https://zkillboard.com/character/92718769/ and Syluxo Karthdo (no zkill history) and bought Pumpenshop24 from the Character Bazaar. From there, as one of the only PvPers in my alliance (Requiem Eternal), I used to go solo hunting in a svipul around Tenal/Branch area. From there I decided to move my hunting ground to where TEST lived and ended up getting poached by SUAD and I began to grow my capital alts there. TEST was also where I started getting my love for hunting and learning how to properly fly a sabre. I eventually left SUAD and TEST, joining Did He Say Jump over in lowsec where I became a pirate, learning how to fight outnumbered and outgunned but still winning and also the importance of bat-phoning. Currently I have been flying with CO2 as a blops FC in Delve with a bit of success whilst trying to dodge their super capital baiting ops. Crowning / defining moments? Any amusing events or kills? During the CO2 Titan welp of SH1-6P, and whilst I was still a member of TEST, we received a ping for dread alts to join a fleet from Vily. I fleeted up with my Naglfar pilot and was looking forward to losing my first dread. We drop, and something doesn’t seem right. Comms are silent for the first thirty seconds and no-one says a word, not even “siege”. Seeing dreads already being primed by the NC. super and titan fleet that we just dropped on, I decided to call siege, began to call FAX targets, eventually killing around 45. https://zkillboard.com/kill/55663164/ Just before the dreads jumped in, I had been camping the system Q-CAB2 with my sabre character having noticed a PL safe pos having been erected there and being used to stage out of whilst dropping on TEST JFs and capital ratters. As the PL super fleet warped to the POS, I waited cloaked a couple of kms away from the POS shield. As they began to jump into SH1, I decloaked and bubbled a minority of the fleet (but still several dozen capitals/ super capitals) before being killed off by a bouncing Apostle https://zkillboard.com/kill/55660989/ A pretty profiteering moment of mine was when I was asked by an alliance member in DHSJ who had been probing wormholes for rorqual killmails if I could fly a hunting tengu. 10 minutes later we are sat on a hole where two rorqs had been spotted. I get told to jump in the tengu, press d-scan, however despite all the anoms being in dscan range, no ships were showing up. Regardless, I warp to the largest mining anom and land directly on top of two rorquals and a couple of mining barges. Apparently there was a mobile scan inhibitor on field. The rorqs are still in siege so I point the barges, call tackle and the fleet warps in. https://zkillboard.com/related/30002504/201612090600/ Link a fit for the following: The favorite ship you mentioned [Sabre, Pumpenshop24's Sabre] Co-Processor II Micro Auxiliary Power Core II 5MN Y-T8 Compact Microwarpdrive Medium Shield Extender II Medium Shield Extender II X5 Enduring Stasis Webifier Cynosural Field Generator I Prototype Cloaking Device I 125mm Gatling AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet Titanium Sabot S Interdiction Sphere Launcher I, Warp Disrupt Probe [Empty High slot] [Empty High slot] [Empty High slot] [Empty High slot] Small Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II Small Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II Simple fit, easily the best fit to hunt capitals in nullsec. The web allows for brief slowing down of capitals trying to burn out of a bubble whilst rebubbling them. Pretty self explanatory overall, however an adaptive instead of the web is also viable, depending if you prefer survivability over prolonged tackling of a ship. Solo ship [Tengu, Hunter] Inertial Stabilizers II Inertial Stabilizers II Dread Guristas Co-Processor Warp Disruptor II 50MN Cold-Gas Enduring Microwarpdrive Adaptive Invulnerability Field II X-Large Ancillary Shield Booster, Navy Cap Booster 400 X-Large Ancillary Shield Booster, Navy Cap Booster 400 Warp Scrambler II EM Ward Field II Covert Ops Cloaking Device II Covert Cynosural Field Generator I Sisters Expanded Probe Launcher, Sisters Combat Scanner Probe [Empty High slot] [Empty High slot] Medium Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II Medium Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II Medium Ancillary Current Router II Tengu Defensive - Amplification Node Tengu Electronics - Emergent Locus Analyzer Tengu Engineering - Capacitor Regeneration Matrix Tengu Offensive - Covert Reconfiguration Tengu Propulsion - Interdiction Nullifier A lot of people don’t like the dual XLASB fit because they prefer faster warp speed and the ability to fit a ship scanner, however for hunting capitals / rorquals, this fit is superior in that you can tank out the dps of a carrier or a full DPS rattlesnake for the duration of a covert cynosural field. This fit is super cheap but also very impactful. An alternative fit using the t3c changes on SiSi might look something like this [Tengu, Tengu fit] Inertial Stabilizers II Inertial Stabilizers II Inertial Stabilizers II 50MN Y-T8 Compact Microwarpdrive Stasis Webifier II Caldari Navy Warp Disruptor X-Large Ancillary Shield Booster, Navy Cap Booster 400 Adaptive Invulnerability Field II Covert Ops Cloaking Device II Cynosural Field Generator I Covert Cynosural Field Generator I Sisters Expanded Probe Launcher Medium Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer Medium Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer Medium Knave Scoped Energy Nosferatu Small Energy Nosferatu II Medium Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II Medium Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II Medium Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II Tengu Propulsion - Interdiction Nullifier Tengu Defensive - Covert Reconfiguration Tengu Core - Augmented Graviton Reactor Tengu Offensive - Magnetic Infusion Basin It is awful in comparison to the old-style t3c hunting fits, however you are either highly mobile or able to tank, there is no real middle ground, but this fit is worse in every single way bar the ability to neutralise enemies more. Fleet subcap fit [Loki, RaNaRoS's Loki] Centus X-Type Armor Explosive Hardener Centus X-Type Armor Kinetic Hardener Damage Control II Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates True Sansha Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane Federation Navy Stasis Webifier Federation Navy Stasis Webifier Republic Fleet 10MN Afterburner Republic Fleet Target Painter Sensor Booster II,Scan Resolution Script Covert Ops Cloaking Device II Cynosural Field Generator I 280mm Howitzer Artillery II,Republic Fleet EMP S 280mm Howitzer Artillery II,Republic Fleet EMP S 280mm Howitzer Artillery II,Republic Fleet EMP S Medium Trimark Armor Pump II Medium Trimark Armor Pump II Medium Trimark Armor Pump II Loki Defensive - Adaptive Augmenter Loki Electronics - Immobility Drivers Loki Engineering - Supplemental Coolant Injector Loki Offensive - Covert Reconfiguration Loki Propulsion - Fuel Catalyst Pretty standard web loki fit, but one of my favourites to fly, the tank is insane whilst able to be one of the table-turners in a fleet by webbing down the primary/anchor and thus increasing potential damage. Artys to whore, a back-up cyno and a cowardly cloak for good measure. Smartbomb highslots are a viable refit from the arty cannons if need be. Dread or carrier (don’t just copy/paste generic fit like a slacko) [Naglfar, Naglfar fit] Damage Control II Domination Gyrostabilizer Domination Gyrostabilizer Domination Gyrostabilizer Domination Tracking Enhancer Co-Processor II Capital Ancillary Shield Booster, Cap Booster 3200 Capital Ancillary Shield Booster, Cap Booster 3200 Gistum C-Type Adaptive Invulnerability Field Gistum C-Type Adaptive Invulnerability Field Republic Fleet Warp Scrambler Heavy Stasis Grappler II Quad 800mm Repeating Cannon I, Republic Fleet EMP XL Quad 800mm Repeating Cannon I, Republic Fleet EMP XL Quad 800mm Repeating Cannon I, Republic Fleet EMP XL Siege Module II Heavy Energy Nosferatu II Capital Projectile Collision Accelerator I Capital Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer II Capital Anti-Thermal Screen Reinforcer II Whilst I have never actually used this fit, if I ever wanted to throw away 5b, this is the fit I would use. This nag has similar rep ability of a ninazu/lif with links and a blue pill whilst able to do 3500 dps to a subcap fleet. You are informally FCing a small nano gang of a few cruisers, a couple t3ds and assorted tackle. One of your inties catches and tackles a Hyperion sitting 30km off a gate in Kedama. Try and provide an answer for each of the scenarios below. Before you can say anything, the rest of your fleet warps to the scout to help kill the Hyperion. How do you plan on killing him? It’s a nano fleet, keep at range, keep a single scram and as many long points as possible on him whilst maintaining maximum dps and range. The Hyperion sits there for 3 minutes easily tanking your fleet. However he’s now moved to about 100km off the gate chasing you(?) who does that :narrative: By now it’s kind of obvious he is either bait, a good pilot or has a good fit. Maintain range whilst keeping a single scram (hopefully from a bonused hull in order to keep range) so if he lights cyno he can’t hold any of us down to kill. The Hyperion lights a cyno – describe what happens and what you do Wait and see what comes through, if he simply lights and nothing jumps, carry on as before and put damage down on him. If something comes through, read the field and see if our gang can take it on. Usually however, you won’t be dropped on unless the enemy know they can kill you, so in most cases, disengage if need be and warp off. You’re flying a capital of your choice in a POS ref fleet. You have to this point been totally unopposed, but your fleet is deep in enemy territory and the FC calls to immediately inject to jump cap. You run out of boosters before hitting jump cap. Whoops, align to somewhere safe if such a place exists in the meantime. Inform the FC that this is the case, the last thing he wants is a dread lossmail on one of his fleets that could’ve been avoided. Hopefully there is another capital in range that has spare cap boosters in their fleet hangar, or a logistics ship that can cap me up in the meantime. If no remote capping ships available, deploy a mobile depot and refit passive cap mods if you have them. The tower is dead, and again you’ve forgotten to cap up. A Malediction warps in on the fleet and lights a cyno. The FC knows everyone should be out of siege and capped up at which point he asks everyone to jump out. You didn't and are pointed. Hopefully there are no bubbles, if that’s the case I would have refit to warp core stablisers by now and warped out. If there are bubbles, then it’s ride and die time You and a buddy are in Nyxes. You decide to hotdrop an AFK Vexor by taking a regional gate and jumping to your hunter’s cyno. You get tackled by 3 HICs and a Falcon after noscoping the vexor. The Falcon opens a covert cyno at zero, and 16 Blops jump in. Your hunter is dead rip. How do you plan to survive? Don’t say “light cyno and pray Doomchinchilla and Mr Rive will save you.” Quite situational dependant, however we would start off by trying to kill and neut off the tackle, if the blops are remote repping, it may be difficult to kill the hictors and as there are three, we may be not be able to out dps them whilst they cycle, garner reps and recycle their points. Obviously in the meantime we are aligning to a safe point / citadel etc. The hics and blops drop point on you, but keep the other Nyx tackled. This is difficult, are we in a situation where our Nyx’s aren’t super gank fit (sub 10m EHP) and we have back-up less than 5-10 minutes away? 16 heavy dpsing blops will do around 16,000 DPS versus a tank fit Nyx of around 28m EHP, meaning around 28 minutes of survivability. If tank fit, don’t cut our losses and completely let rip on the blops, they won’t be able to kill you without back up quickly enough, however simultaneously you may not be able to apply dps if the enemy blops fleet has enough widows. If gank fit however and perhaps already deep into armor by the time the rest of the hics and blops drop tackle on you, then let’s cut our losses. You both manage to warp off to a safe pos however it is only a small, but bubbled by a single hic and is being reinforced by subcapitals (Trigun setup the pos so it has no stront). Honestly if it’s the same size blops fleet that is reinforcing the POS, they won’t be able to kill the tower before your log-off timer expires. I would call for backup and in the meantime assume I will be safe logging. If I safelog, then I won’t relog until I have an alt in system and the system is empty. FINAL QUESTIONS: Why are you applying to Pure Avarice? I want to have the backup for my content creation. In the past I have tackled carriers, dreads, supercarriers etc but the alliances I have been in have just not been active enough, the wrong timezone or just not had the numbers to put in fleet in order to kill whatever has been caught. Why should we accept you? I honestly believe I have something to bring to the corp, whilst I am not the greatest hunter or PvPer in the game, I believe I am somewhat good enough in order to provide content to the corporation and to the alliance. What is your favourite beverage, and why is it Milo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmnxZ97b8sw Other corps ask you to submit a picture of a hot sheila, talk about Taylor Swift or make a craft project. We’re more interested in your ability to tell yarns. What’s your best story after a hard night of milo. After a night of drinking with my mates and passing out on my bed, I get a phone call at around 5am in the morning from one of my friends I was with who pulled, begging me to bring him a condom, bearing in mind he lives several miles from me. Being the nice bloke I am, I drove over to his house and provided him with said condom, and as I found out several hours later - pure bliss. Thanks for reading boys o/

+1 for this dude

So that's logistics, hauling, api checking, recruitment and fcing that would be applicable more or less. Okay, that's good. Generally, beyond competence, activity and what qualities one could bring to the corp an important thing to consider is whether one's personality meshes well with the corp. Speaking from that perspective, I'm curious to know whether you'd be able to fit here considering that. We've had people before who were, on paper, good fits for Waffles but when actually in contact with our general population, when talking in comms, in game, on discord, etc. the fact that they'd have skin thinner than that of a fucking apple becomes extremely clear. Subsequently, they leave within a week or two, wasting everyone's time, their own, their recruiters and that of the Waffle population as a whole. Even beyond that we've had people who come into Waffles with this astounding arrogance of thinking they're space leet, either because they think they're too good, because they think they know better, or because they're brain dead little autismo fucks. The waffles population subsequently beats the shit out of them and they either improve or they leave, forming their own little super special space guild that'll die within a month or three because of inactivity. Another thing that came to mind while typing these out are those I would consider the memelords. Those that spend the first few weeks in our comms just memeing, talking about nothing significant, being nothing of significance, and spamming chat channels with irrelevant bullshit and aids, either getting kicked when the cancer becomes just too much or forever residing in the corp's collective intestinal track until we have twenty pounds of shit clogging up our operations. Why I'm mentioning this is, in your own, honest, estimation would you call yourself any of the above? If not with the exact words then in spirit. Did anyone you know ever tell you that you were like any of the above, in word or in spirit? I'm saying this so that we can get everything out in the open, so we can learn as much as we can about each other and so we don't waste each other's time as much as can be possible.

The only thing i'll interject here is that I did tell him its ok if his buddy apps here for reason I'll keep to myself. His app stands or falls on his ability but its ok for him to post it here with Warhead backing it. Also shut up Sumo, troll your own corps bullshit.

@Rabkillz take a whole untrimmed beef brisket, take out of the fridge 1 hour before you want to start smoking it. combine equal parts of salt/pepper in a bowl and apply liberally to the brisket. prepare your smoker of choice, I use charcoal and mesquite wood. try not to make the fire too hot, need to keep below 250 F. Smoke for 4 hours, remove, wrap in tin foil and put in the oven @ 175 overnight. I normally cook mine for 12-13 hours. @Eva Vesto gonna have to think on this one, trying to put badger and erotic in the same sentence I imagine would end up like an episode of Action Figure Therapy. you can check it out here : @Kilo181 tbh I have no idea about anime, it's not something I've every gotten into. I can however quote almost every episode of Spongebob.

You're also far from the best (or even an acceptable) ship killer. Again, Snigg is a PVP- Corp, our main focus is PVP, not logistics and industry. You are expected to PVP and do logistics and industry on top of it, not instead. Sitting in a ship does not mean you can fly it. Fits: Vigilant seems solid. Jaguar fit seems okay, though I'm baffled why you'd want to fly one. Machariel fit is an abomination. I asked for a mainline, heavy duty fleet fit. Not a "sit at 100 and meme on nerds with arty" fit. Why did you go for single plate, 2 Trimarks and MWD? Basi is okay. Guardian is shit fit, can you tell me what I might not like about it and how to fix it? Thanny is okay. Can you explain your reasoning why you put tank on the BR but not on the DST? I'll quote the Legion for prosperity. I understand that you looked it up on the kb, and then just randomly put something on it to make it less obvious, but PLEASE at least go through the fucking effort of checking if the fit you're linking is even physically possible of being used. In case you don't understand what I mean: A medium smartbomb DOES NOT fit on the legion. You can even put genos and fitting implants in...it still doesn't even come close to fitting. Seriously, for the sake of not embarrassing your vouch any further, I'd start putting in some effort into this application or fuck off. I'm gonna be honest here, when I was a recruiter in waffles and you would have apped there with this kind of effort, I would have told you to fuck off. If you're actually serious about this, despite your apparent lack of motivation and effort, I'd highly suggest you join Horde for a couple of months, learn how PVP works by actually doing PVP (so your only PVP reference isn't a 5 year old killmail). -1.

Cheebs will yell at me if I shit this up because he's a poophead. That is the only factor that is restraining me currently. Consider this your lucky day @Chaunar

@Eonan Dmalum Thank you very much for that. I will do the extracting and injecting the moment I get off of work. I really appreciate the help with my skillplan. Edit: Done, I extracted those skills and applied them into most of the skills you asked me to. The few remaining are currently training the normal way. I can buy more skill injectors if its necessary to get those done right away.

you know u done fucked up when @Juris Macto posts a :pucho: wall of text -1 my culturally incompatible nerdmigo i hear dreddit is recruiting

Part one is pretty much where your problem started. Part two is where you're flat out wrong and the reason you should move on now. The people who who somehow end up in Waffles who are of 'middling usefulness and commitment' don't make it for very long. This isn't your laid back nobody gives a fuck corp, there are standards expected here miles above what you can imagine, and we hold each other to them. Im telling you now, this isn't the right place for you, and you are clearly lost. Corp you're looking for is a few miles down the way on the left. -1

@Ryan Ijonen hi, I see the only cruiser you have at 5 is caldari. While obviously your skills aren't supposed to be perfect (god knows mine aren't) why are you skilling into dreads on your main before getting your sub skills up a bit further.

Jesus poor guy getting flooded by autistic questions. Glad to see this will be the thread every potential recruit will look at and get a feeling of our multicultural culture. Anyway just remember you don't have to pay attention to non-Waffle posts. They are just trash. Except for Tara.

Tara is a good man and also nice guy. you were asked about a nano fit, I'm not in any way involved in waffles or their recruitment and I think fitting skills are something that come solely with experience and trial and error and a bit of help from friends, but with that said (and this shouldn't be held against you because a stated desire to learn should be met with an equal desire to teach) how would you set up a cynabal for a small gang, taking into account the fact that several people will be flying an interceptor and/or keres and you likely have enough dps to kill whatever already.

It's better to start training one now if you want to fly one in the future as it takes months to train a decent cap alt and by the time you actually want to fly one/need you'll be happy you started training one months ago.

What is your favorite anime?

Hey @Ryan Ijonen, I like you so far. You seem like you're willing to prove yourself and your responses have been reasonable to all questions asked. I do have a concern regarding your (lack of) accounts. I'd like you to have a read of this post concerning capitals, accounts, training, etc. https://www.pandemic-legion.pl/forums/topic/12402-caps-accounts-and-you/ The gist of it is that we would like you to have a "Main Subcap God" which should fly all Cruisers V, all Battleships IV, all Small/Medium weapons T2 and Large Energy/Projectile T2 as well (eventually). Then you need a Dread+Triage character on a second account. Additional accounts can do like supers, titans, fuck tons of cynos, etc. With all of that in mind, my question: If you are accepted into Waffles tomorrow, are you willing to immediately subscribe a second account and start training a Dread/Triage on that character? We can supply training plans and advice in terms of the actual skills to train.